Big Red in hospital

it seems that growing such a luxuriant head of hair has depleted Richies natural defences and he's in the hospital

he's there for a few more days and am sure he'd love a visit - give him a tinkle first so that the ward isn't overrun with fixieskiddaz

are you ok mr red?

I see you lurking.

he still hasn't told me which hospital. i was going to dress as a nurse and give him a bed bath

I thought this was a serious thread, had me all worried for a minute!

kisses teeth

@ greasy Get a [st]room[/st] ward you two

I've already sent you my get wells so here's the repeat dose..

Caught a bit of thsi in the Wests Thread. What's up Big Guy?

Hope you get well soon.

Big Red is at lewisham university hospital, mulberry ward

pop round mine first if you've got that nurses outfit Pip, i've been feeling a little peaky meself…

If you're poorly, Big Red, feel better soon! H(eal)TheFuckUp!

he still hasn't told me which hospital. i was going to dress as a nurse and give him a bed bath

What's wron gwith him? Knobby Styles?

Farmer Giles?

didn't know he was into the arts, kept talking about some bird called Emma Freud

He was in the Chestnut wing when Go! Ellis and I went to visit this week.

I could barely keep a straight face at the ginger reference. That combined with a mental block about his surname - which I know - but for some reason my mind wanted to ask for Richie Cunningham.

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You still bored Richey? I'm hoping you've taken inspiration from the literature we brought you, and there's now a pentagram in goat's blood under the bed. Anyway, keep your pecker up... any news when the hair transplant will take place?

• Christ, I've just found a website called "retrocrush" that has a 'redheads' subsection.
  

Get well soon.

*** ^ Big Red GRASS!***

Get Well soon you big Red wonder xxx

G-man behave - this is not the place.

Get well soon dude, i'll definitely be dropping by for a visit at some point ^_^

heal soon buddy. x

He's fucking fine, I saw him yesterday and we shared a bong out the window... Hope the books are to your taste, bro'... Heal up superfast... x

Can I add that he was wearing a LFGSS t-shirt and* stoner slippers* when we saw him.

^the dude will abide.

get better soon BRM.

He's fucking fine, I saw him yesterday and we shared a bong out the window... Hope the books are to your taste, bro'... Heal up superfast... x

I really hope this is true. If so I can offer the services of a pipe hand carved in the rainforests of brazil.

Heal up big red.