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  • • #26

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
  • • #27

    I don't mind a friendly spider. They eat flies too.

  • • #28

    Numbered lists

  • • #29 

        1 - TV Evangelists

    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
      27 sellotape when you can't find the end
  • • #30

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics.
  • • #31

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
  • • #32

    yeah 1001 might have been a tad optimistic.....

  • • #33

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
  • • #34

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
  • • #35

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
  • • #36

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars

    I'm out. Just realised the Mrs has organised a dinner party that night.

  • • #37

    Should I delete 29 as well?

  • • #38

    liars are a necessary part of our world.

  • • #39

    And I wish we could be without them.

  • • #40

    And I wish we could be without them.

    no you don't. Think for a seccond about the consequences of this, if you thought the last recession was bad what will happen when no one can fudge numbers any more? how many marriges would end over night? how many people would be fired for telling their boss exactly what they think of their new idea? The entire genre of fiction would be done. Imagine the threat to national security.

    that took bout 30 seconds.

  • • #41

    Lying is not something that keeps marriages together. I would imagine that lying is probably something that breaks up marriages more often than not. An who says that if you can't lie that you have to say exactly what you think when you think it.

    Boss: 'What do you think of my new idea?'
    Employee that can't lie and doesn't like his bosses idea: 'Sorry, I'm not that keen on it'

    edit. In retrospect, I'm sure lying does keep loads of marriages together. Still not sure if that's a good thing though.

  • • #42

    White lies are fine though.

  • • #43

    *"Darling, do you like my hairdo?"

    "Yes, it's wonderful*"

    A good and sensible lie.

    *"Darling, where are you?"

    "I'm working late."*

    A bad lie. Not that saying "*I'm shagging my secretar*y" would be any better. Best not to be shagging secretary and therefore need to lie about it.

  • • #44

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
  • • #45

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
  • • #46

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry.
  • • #47

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry.
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
  • • #48

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 Wok Gwan
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry.
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
  • • #49

    harsh but true^

  • • #50

    1 - TV Evangelists
    2 - Wasps
    3 - JML Toaster Bags

    1. Peter Andre
    2. Jordan
    3. Jodie Marsh
      7 gok wan - Go Wank
    4. Middle America
    5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
    6. arrogant know it alls
    7. working for the man
    8. Street Ware
    9. essex girls with orange faces
    10. Air conditioning
    11. Punctures
    12. James fucking Corden
    13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
    14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
    15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
      20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
    16. clovei
    17. Spiders
    18. Religion
    19. Glenn Beck
    20. Bill O'Reilly
    21. edscoble being cynical.
    22. Homophobics
    23. Homophobophobics
    24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
    25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
    26. Liars
    27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
    28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
    29. Stephen Fry.
    30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
    31. PCSO's
    32. Mika
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