1001 things the Universe could do without...

Posted on Thu 8th, October 2009

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• #101

andy.w
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
• #102

dicki
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
• #103

Smallfurry
• #104

Crispin_Glover
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
• #105

sorethroat
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
• #106

dicki
looks like a BNP party member with that sneer on his chops
- 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000
What a twat that bloke is ditto Richard Bacon self interested, smug c**ts
• #107

dicki
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
• #108

JonoMarshall

Who wrote 104? What about Josh (11 years old) and Toni (8 years old)?!
• #109

nuknow

#12 - can´t spell
#26 - we need Ed
#32 - +1
#64, #23 - repost
#109 - fuck you very much
#128 - no you are!
• #110

nuknow
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
• #111

Skülly

I reckon the universe could do without the 'I Hate' thread. Except this is basically it, in a list.
• #112

Crispin_Glover

Who wrote 104? What about Josh (11 years old) and Toni (8 years old)?!

Never heard of 'em.
• #113

bq
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
• #114

Skülly

lentils are ace.
• #115

dicki

shawaddy waddy had lots of finger clicking in and they were ace
as were darts
rockabilly isn't rockabilly without some finger action
• #116

Skülly

Even Queen's effort at the rockabilly revival was quite good, Crazy Little Thing Called Love.
• #117

deleted
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
135. primark
• #118

Donut!
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
135. primark
136. Football
137. Football Shirts
138. JD Sports
139. JJB Sports
140. Umbro Tracksuits
• #119

Pistanator
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
  57. Pistanator
Oi you! You're dead to me
• #120

Pistanator
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
135. primark
136. Football
137. Football Shirts
138. JD Sports
139. JJB Sports
140. Umbro Tracksuits
141. Internet Forum snitches
• #121

Pistanator
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
135. primark
136. Football
137. Football Shirts
138. JD Sports
139. JJB Sports
140. Umbro Tracksuits
141. Internet Forum snitches
142. Lady Gaga
143. Fake celebrities
144. The current commercial music industry
• #122

Donut!
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
135. primark
136. Football
137. Football Shirts
138. JD Sports
139. JJB Sports
140. Umbro Tracksuits
141. Internet Forum snitches
142. Lady Gaga
143. Fake celebrities
144. The current commercial music industry
145. Internet Forum Bullies
• #123

Pistanator

Hahahaha! ^

Right, I'm gonna grass you up now for pickin on me!

*puts one of the snitches on ignore
• #124

nuknow
1 - TV Evangelists
2 - Wasps
3 - JML Toaster Bags
1. Peter Andre
2. Jordan
3. Jodie Marsh
  7 gok wan - Go Wank
4. Middle America
5. Hey Hey It's Saturday
6. arrogant know it alls
7. working for the man
8. Street Ware
9. essex girls with orange faces
10. Air conditioning
11. Punctures
12. James fucking Corden
13. birds going the shop in pyjamas wtf is that about
14. Cards (brithday, xmas, whatever...)
15. xmas, full stop, bloody adds on already
  20 jamie mockney wanker bloody oliver
16. clovei
17. Spiders
18. Religion
19. Glenn Beck
20. Bill O'Reilly
21. edscoble being cynical.
22. Homophobics
23. Homophobophobics
24. Hipsters on pink fixed gears
25. tommid (it was only a matter of time that someone else added me)
26. Liars
27. Threads that include conversation instead of lists!
28. Huge shiny black 4 x 4's and blatant greenie posts like this.
29. Stephen Fry - just look it up yourself!
30. Junk Mail. Both thru your door and email.
31. PCSO's
32. Mika
33. Kanye West
34. Working late.
35. Hard-shell plastic packaging
36. laryngitis
37. James Martin
38. The human race
39. Coriander
40. Estate Agents
41. Boris Cameron
42. Chris Martin
43. Blu Ray
44. The Queen Mother
45. Crocs
46. Lilly Allen
47. Keane
48. Suits
49. Stag/Hen parties/nights/weekends/holidays (fuck the lot of them)
50. Scousers (apart from Pistanator)
51. Pistanator
52. Umbrellas
53. Forum bitch fights
54. Starfucks™
55. Strictly come dancing
56. Sloanies
57. Sarah Beeny
58. Religion
59. Barry bethel
60. Cillit Bang
61. Cilla Black
62. Athlete's foot and other fungal skin problems
63. Atheism
64. Green Peace
65. Catholics
66. Proddies
67. Pantheism
68. Barcardi Breezer (et al) drinkers
69. Theme pubs
70. Rockband/Guitar Hero gash
71. Blackberry's
72. Windows Mobile
73. Hot Chip
74. Ironic Birthday Cards
75. Comeback tours
76. Big bore exhausts
77. Pantheist Jokes
78. Politicians
79. Tories
80. Liberals
81. Fascists
82. Stalinists
83. Trotskyites
84. Maoists
85. Princess Anne
86. Prince Charles
87. Royalists
88. The Queen
89. David Cameron
90. The Dule of Edinburgh
91. The SNP
92. Liverpool
93. Liverpool FC
94. Tottenham Hotspur
95. Arsenal
96. Leeds United
  101 The North of England
  102 The South of England
  103 Sleat, fecking HTFU and be snow already
97. Anyone in London under the age of 16. You're either a grubby little chav with a knife or a spoilt Islingtonite called Hugo. Either way you're a cunt.
98. Mun Utd
99. Fulham
100. American "Football"
101. Aston Villa
102. Most of Hackney
103. Cotton shopping bags
104. The music of The Fratellis
105. the word 'chav'
106. Nintendo Wee
107. Strictly Come Celebrity Jungle Cooking On Ice shows
108. Nobel Peace Prize to Obama
109. Tottenham
110. Dogs
111. Lists in numerical order (again)
112. Gaming consoles
113. Racism
114. Fascism
115. Lawyers
116. Barristers
117. Judges
118. QC's
119. Cyclists
120. people who don't take their own bags to the supermarket and keep taking the plastic ones ( shame on you )
121. Sigur Rós. Fucking shit.
122. Piers Morgan, a bellend of enormous magnitude
123. The latest craze for putting lights in kettles ( it looks like southend sea front on a sunny summer saturday ) It's only a kettle not a freaking disco
124. Lorries
125. Bandanas
126. tamagotchis
127. Fosters
128. White Ace
129. The internet
130. hair dye
131. lentils
132. giant pandas
133. religion again.
134. any music with finger-clicking in it.
135. primark
136. Football
137. Football Shirts
138. JD Sports
139. JJB Sports
140. Umbro Tracksuits
141. Internet Forum snitches
142. Lady Gaga
143. Fake celebrities
144. The current commercial music industry
145. Internet Forum Bullies
146. Opinions
147. Depraved sex
• #125

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