Reprographics - The repro man blog

I can relate. While at the pub, we often do "non-smoking breaks" to go outside and get some fresh air and quiet.

That's an atmospheric one. Great stuff.

Should it be every night in the penultimate sentence?

Sorry it's been a long time coming, so to speak. I've been working on a few other projects. Hopefully I'm back in the saddle for a while.

Anyway, here's a new story, a little bit NSFW but they usually are.

It's called The Little Book of Big Penis.

Hahahahahaha!

Sat smiling at my desk, made my morning, Luci the office smut smuggler.

Haahahaha! Amazing!

Ha Ha brilliant
yes probably NSFW unless you can scroll down quickly!

I was going to eBay the book but I'll bring it on my next live gig!

Luckily working from home, so no quick scrolling required.
Not that I'm lingering over the pictures. Um.

Anyway, ^daube^daub.
A daube is a type of stew, and I wouldn't put that on my face either.

Nice one Luci!

You should put the cock book on a chain in the ladies' bogs so even the embarrassed ones can have a flick.

Through the book.

Intense Ginger Bloke suggested this too - I almost did it the other evening but the cock book is now too notorious and I'd have been collared. Shame!

A daube is a stew, @useless? Never knew that! I'll make that edit. Cheers!

Serious question Luci:

Has your bloggy thing ever been discovered by a work'mate'?

NSFW you say....? No worries I thought - it's a pretty liberal place I work in..

I had just opened up the story and started reading when there was a knock at the office door and a colleague brings two people over saying. "Howard, there are two detectives to see you.."

Oh..

It turns out they were after CCTV footage from our outside cameras to help with a murder that happened around the corner a couple of days ago but Luci, you will glad to know that the top half of your story was on show the whole time we chatted.. I am so very glad I hadn't started reading 5 minutes earlier and therefore hadn't quite reached the pictures of massive cocks..

Nope. Most of my work mates don't read anything except the back few pages of The Sun.
One or two know about it but don't read it - most don't have the attention span.
One guy does - Bernie - he's in a couple of the stories. He's a good lad.

and therefore hadn't quite reached the pictures of massive cocks..

Ha ha!!! GOLD!

Oh nice, thought I could handle NSWF, but as the first pic scrolled into view at lunchtime in the office I bottled it. glad I didn't read to the end then and left it until now as my guffaws would have drawn interest that would have been distinctly unamused by big cocks... great stuff... how long you gonna keep giving them cock for? Thanks for the tale!

The rule is, if they still want cock, keep giving 'em cock.

Most times I buy an inappropriate present, I am drunk. Which is why I have £100 of badly functioning bagpipes in my front room. :( Luci I think your explanation exonerates you. Top writing, Thank you!. Proper LOLs.

Bagpipes??? Fuck me, that's quite a purchase. Apparently you can die of 'Bagpiper's Lung'. It sounds fucking horrible. Something to do with mould spores or something...

You fucking Sooty wearing set of mouldy bagpipes is a great way to describe Donald Trump and also a horrible way to die.

Brilliantly written, laughed to tears.

Have you taken your medication yet??

Brilliantly written, laughed to tears.

Cheers mate!

Any more gigs coming up?

I've been really, really busy at work but I reckon i'm ready to do more live stuff. I'm going to get in touch with LMNH this week to book in. Watch this space!