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• #3852
The picture at the end makes it!
Yeah, J-Dog had to get a picture of himself with the tent. It's a shambles!
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• #3853
Brilliant!
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• #3854
Thank you sir!
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• #3855
I cowered in my sleeping bag!
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• #3856
I got sucked off in a tent once.
Well, a couple of times actually. She was from Wellingborough and could've taken the chrome off an exhaust pipe.
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• #3857
A champion effort! My first nosh was in a tent too, Monsters of Rock, 1991. Nothing beats the first time a lass happily pops your dick in her gob. It is 100% win.
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• #3858
Mine was a year earlier.
"Back and forth, back and forth - back and forth and then it went orf..."
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• #3859
... a trembling pressure on the back of her head, a grunt, then a guilty, "you can spit that out if you want."
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• #3860
I was mortified by my embarassing lack of stamina, but she seemed very pleased with herself.
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• #3861
I didn't give a shit. It felt amazing. Her chin was dripping like an egg sandwich and I just went to sleep. One of the happiest moments of my life.
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• #3862
Get a chatroom you two....
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• #3863
...or a tent.
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• #3864
I'll be the daddy. I'm all big and Northern. Also, @b&d has a nice flat back, easy to rest your pie and pint on.
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• #3865
You'll need both hands free for the rusty trombone.
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• #3866
Is that the same as a 'Dirty Bristow'?
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• #3867
Yep.
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• #3868
That tale was all giggles and the photo is gold. What a tent!
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• #3869
I was ay a festival a couple of years ago, camped next to a tent that looked exactly like that. It housed three fair sized squadies and a super size catering pack of nitrous oxide canisters.
Happy days.
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• #3870
No blow jobs.
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• #3871
Not that you know of.
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• #3872
True dat.
Although really the only blow jobs that I have any interest in are my own.
I did get a nosh in a tent, in 1997, on the fifth day of a very muddy Glastonbury. Brave girl. No way I would have put it in my mouth.
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• #3873
That's pretty heroic. I've done something similar, going down on a lass after an unsavoury length of time without a shower. It was like an 'I'm a Celebrity...' Challenge.
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• #3874
pack of nitrous oxide canisters
Ahh, known as whippets when I was a lad. Happy days indeed.
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• #3875
Happy Friday, you crazy cats.
Remember to come down to see me deliver my schtick at Cycle PS Camberwell in two weeks time - check out my event post on here somewhere.
In the meantime, here's a slice of fresh babble, hot off the press.
Cheers!
Cake Boy! Liked something off train spotting! Ace story, @mi7rennie!