Reprographics - The repro man blog

So would the understanding that a horsey made your eyes water!

I think your corpulent digits have missed the 'B'

"I nibble my Hon-Nob, concentrating furiously."

Also I read it as 'own knob' and got the extra giggle.

Corrected! Ta mate!

No festive bogwanking offerings from Scorcher or fucking amazing Dave?

^A MONTH AGO!!

Are you OK?

Simultani-post. Great minds and fools.

@b&d Damn it! I got excited..

Damn. Got excited there.

@General_Lucifer hasn't made any posts at all in almost a month so I do hope he's ok.

Apologies.

Agreed. That was my sentiment. Internet insincerity issues.

It's nice to be missed!

I'm writing a novel at the moment, something aside from Lucifer stories. I ALMOST got a new job but it fell through at the last hurdle, and if I'm honest I took it quite hard. Still, it inspired me to write something more solid than short stories. I will return to them but I'm just focussing on the book at the moment.
Cheers for your concern!

It fell through because they either weren't prepared to allow you to bring your extensive entourage with you or they wouldn't allow you loafing time to write your delightful stories.

Phew!! I'm all for a major literary work by GL, but don't forget to throw us some titbits every now and again.

Sorry to hear about the job. Having your hopes raised and dashed is tough. I'm very glad to hear you're alive and well though.

Or you met a few people from the new firm and they didn't look like they'd provide the right kind of material for your research needs.

We can't have that.

Whilst this is, on many levels, joyous news, I feel compelled to voice my minor and paltry disappointment.

I can't help but feel that Christmas and all those things that go with it are a big fat throbbing vein of material from which you could tease forth some rich, glistening story that will both amaze and disgust in equal measure.

How about a carpenter and his pregnant wife making the arduous journey from Horsforth to Pontefract, only to find out that there is a problem with their reservations at the Travelodge (M62/A162 junction).

Nobody needs problems with their reservations at a Travelodge.

^Exactly and lets say the guy has accidentally put on that one particular pair of socks he owns which constantly bunch up in his shoes.

Obviously it wouldn't be a tale for the faint-hearted, with those levels of inconvenience.

At least he's not having to encounter the dreaded "wrong kind of leaves on the line..."

I expect that when they come to check out, the card machine is on the fritz and the nearest ATM is a half hour drive away.

I'm going to publish a booklet of odd replies, tweets & Amazon reviews. I swear it shits all over my writing.
Question: would a post be read more Christmas eve or Christmas day? I have a thing i want to post but don't want it to just slip by while people get fucked up on Snowballs and tear paper to shreds.

Christmas Day, around the time of the Queen's speech.

Looking forward to it already....