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  • A pal of mine worked his way through half a crate of the peach incarnation of that stuff at the Electric Ballroom after a heavy night at the Edinburgh Castle.

    You should've seen the "lady" he managed to encourage to stay with him that night. Good Lord.

  • Ha. You have it down as 50/50 not 20/20.

    Amazing as always.

    Spotted!

    Corrections made.

  • A pal of mine worked his way through half a crate of the peach incarnation of that stuff at the Electric Ballroom after a heavy night at the Edinburgh Castle.

    You should've seen the "lady" he managed to encourage to stay with him that night. Good Lord.

    shudder
    What size were the big bottles? Were they 70cl or a litre?

    Once, me, Rabbit and my brother Devil necked a big bottle each in one go.

    The results were not pretty.

  • Used to share a bottle of that between pub n club. Messy.

  • shudder
    What size were the big bottles? Were they 70cl or a litre?

    Once, me, Rabbit and my brother Devil necked a big bottle each in one go.

    The results were not pretty.

    He was on the smaller bottles.

    I was staying with him overnight and upon arriving home she said to him: "tell me what you want me to do, I'll do anything..."

    I went to make a cup of tea and as I shuffled past, I heard him say to her: "lick my balls whilst I have a snooze..."

  • Ha ha ha!!! Apparently I must spread rep...

  • He went mad when he woke up and she'd stopped. 3 hours later...

  • I await Bodie's stories about mad dogging, he is an Essex chap after all.

  • MD2020.

    A close second to Buckfast in the Scottish league table of underage deviants' favourite beverages.

  • Although, if they told me it'll encourage members of the opposite sex to lick my testes as I doze off I might revisit it.

  • I await Bodie's stories about mad dogging, he is an Essex chap after all.

    Essex invented dogging.

    Except we never called it dogging. It called going to two's-up on some doxy that one of you had blagged during an evening at the delightful Epping Forest Country Club.

  • lllolll

  • I presume she was boldly going where no woman had thusfar gone before?

  • Good man. This is becoming the highlight of my friday!

    Need to look out my copy of Pantone for the loos at home, it's in a box somewhere, never laughed so hard as when I read it all for the first time!

    Keep up the good work.

  • Let there be rock. Top job

  • Really enjoyed that one, touching.

    I really love these shorts and usually fwd the dark ones to my close friends.

    Is this a typo?

    There ***in ***no Angel of the North, not yet.

  • Very good Luci! Is this line right though:

    'I say, “Alright. What do I have to do to be with a man?”'

    Spurious "with"?

  • Really enjoyed that one, touching.

    I really love these shorts and usually fwd the dark ones to my close friends.

    Is this a typo?

    Very good Luci! Is this line right though:

    'I say, “Alright. What do I have to do to be with a man?”'

    Spurious "with"?

    I was a bit rushed - many thanks for spotting them!

    Edits in progress.

  • I presume she was boldly going where no woman had thusfar gone before?

    I wasn't a cherry by any means, but she taught me a trick or two!

  • Fantastic as usual.

  • Very good Luci! Is this line right though:

    'I say, “Alright. What do I have to do to be with a man?”'

    Spurious "with"?

    A 'with' that changes the whole essence of the story! What a typo!!!!

  • A 'with' that changes the whole essence of the story! What a typo!!!!

    I'm sure Freud would have something to say!

    LFGSS - the friendliest forum and copy-editing service on the interwebs!

  • I'm sure Freud would have something to say!

    LFGSS - the friendliest forum and copy-editing service on the interwebs!

    Repped accordingly!

  • Great stuff Luci. Like a U rated letter to Penthouse.

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