Reprographics - The repro man blog

Great as ever.
You'll be pleased to hear my pa has been passing a copy of Pantone Blues round his mates lately. He's spent a lifetime in car/truck haulage yards full of feckless cunts so knew it'd be right up his alley.

Glad to here a copy of Pantone Blues is getting so well thumbed, to coin a phrase!

This is really pissing me off now though. I can't believe how heavily screened some providers are against what they consider to be bad language.
I mean, what the fuck happened? How did free speech suddenly become so restricted? The stuff I write has bad language, lots of it, but I don't consider it porn or a bad influence. It's not like anyone says, 'I want to be Lucifer when I grow up!'
I'd go a step further, actually. They should put my stuff on the school curriculum to make sure the little bastards did their homework, worked hard and went to uni, otherwise they'll end up making cups of tea for me for seven fucking years.

Time to fight the system.

"He wears an ill fitting suit of some dark, shiny material, baggy around the ankles of his short fat legs. The suit looks like it’s wearing him."

I'm not sure I approve of using photos of me at C&J's wedding as fodder for your filth. Hmmpf! :P

"Welcome to Phase one of my Staff Orientation Enlightenment Infrastructure Program"

Acronym or GTFO >>>

"Phase Eleven of my New Initiative for Supervisors, or, PENIS."

Scented paper? I confusezzed.

"Someone is quietly being sick into a bin."

If I had chips in my gob I would've spat 'em out. Love a work place accident, me.

Wish I could write like that, some of the stuff that happens at my work is comedy gold...maybe I should try!

Scented paper? I confusezzed.

little sachets of perfume/aftershave glued to the paper i thought.

Wish I could write like that, some of the stuff that happens at my work is comedy gold...maybe I should try!

Do it! Just tap the keys, set yourself a word count of say, 500 words, see what happens!

Post the end result here - I'd love to read it.

I'd go a step further, actually. They should put my stuff on the school curriculum to make sure the little bastards did their homework, worked hard and went to uni, otherwise they'll end up making cups of tea for me for seven fucking years.

Heh, MARINE BIOLOGIST!

This is very overdue and time to restart this tradition: the Pantone Blues loo shot. This is the International edition from a recent visit back home.

Luci - my dad says "Howdy!"

Yay! Howdy right back at your old man. What a bloke, I still tell people about meeting him:

"Sheeeit! I didn't know you wuz real!!"

Top fella, and most generous with the bar tab!

My book is muckying that lovely clean bathroom, by the way!

A Pale Horse

A new one for Friday.
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Blimey.

Dark, I like it!

Thanks!

Tar Ooze

A new post!

You may need to refer to Google Translate under 'Yorkshire Frontier Gibberish'.

Hope you like.
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Amazing.
Please tell me there's a slim chance you can get a pic of the tat.....

Best for a long time Luci - perfect character, I know her, everyone knows her.

slim chance

fat chance of that.

the story appears to be getting downvoted on the blog. i think you've upset the primafia.

Amazing.
Please tell me there's a slim chance you can get a pic of the tat.....

I'm honestly going to try! Will post if I can.

Best for a long time Luci - perfect character, I know her, everyone knows her.

I appreciate that sir.

Good stuff Luci. If you can get the pic, or even a sketch of that, it would be pretty epic.

the story appears to be getting downvoted on the blog. i think you've upset the primafia.

noticed that too - to be fair, some people might just not like it. I've found a flurry of neg votes whenever I talk about people being fat or thin or describe violence against women. The fact is, this is stuff that gets talked about in a factory on a day to day basis.
I'm pretty liberal, to be honest, but at work you have to brush stuff like that off. I can't make a stand in a place like this, it will get me nowhere.
The works director is racist and a misogynist, he's taken female clients to strip clubs, ffs, that's how P.C. he is. We had one of our top reps attempt to drunkenly molest a female account executive in a taxi and rather than firing him they made him send her flowers.
Flowers. The perfect cure for a sex crime.
As such, I don't mind a story being negged. It's a matter of opinion. Like on Catchphrase, I say what I see.