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• #1452
With several pages stuck together?
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• #1453
Leave copies down the woods and railway sidings where Luci's target market tend to lurk.
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• #1454
Mr posty delivered mine this morning!
Gave the other half a nice little reading over morning coffee.
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• #1455
Mr posty delivered mine this morning!
Gave the other half a nice little reading over morning coffee.
My first book to hit a doormat!
I'm so proud!
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• #1456
Leave copies down the woods and railway sidings where Luci's target market tend to lurk.
Bramble mags. The staple for the discerning 70's and 80's schoolboy masturbator.
I'd like to think that it would appeal to that market.
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• #1457
Huge shuddering lol at 'bramble mags'
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• #1458
Now that sounds ace!
A book reading at Look Mum No Hands anyone?
A spot of bog wanking afterwards?
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• #1459
Why change the habits of a lifetime?
We could do Reprolympics.
Freestyle bogwanking, 100 meter shit stain, ear raping, fox gutting, synchronized muff diving, that kind of thing.
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• #1460
You mean, like a school reunion?
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• #1461
Yeah, that sort of thing.
Except you don't have a drunken ex-PE teacher crying about how much he wanted to fuck you in the showers.
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• #1462
Hard copy landed today..
1 Attachment
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• #1463
Fuck me. It looks quite a substantial slab of book there! What's the quality like? Does it feel different to an 'ordinary' book?
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• #1464
My postie is a lazy cunt and doesnt come til iv left for work. Hopefully it fit in the box so I can giggle my way through Europe this weekend.
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• #1465
Fuck me. It looks quite a substantial slab of book there! What's the quality like? Does it feel different to an 'ordinary' book?
I was surprised by the weight too. It's a definitely a proper book.
Comparison-wise: The cover is a bit less substantial than most and looks a little more closely cropped than the ebook cover photo. Pages are very white.
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• #1466
Yeah, I checked back and the cropping on the cover picture is definitely tighter, pushing the text a little close to the edges.
If they are printing them to order are you able to alter your artwork without further cost??
I know there would be a lot of people, myself included, who would be happy to help out for free, to make this the best it can be. -
• #1467
Cheers for that, hms.
I'm responsible for all formatting, page layout, design, the lot. Lulu give you access to software to manage this but that's about it!
I'll tweak the design to center it up a bit better.
Cheers for the feedback and offer of help!
As it happens, Sparky's copy has thumped onto my doorstep, so I get to have a grope of a copy in the flesh!
I'm tempted to stick a few pages together with my own special 'glue'.
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• #1468
Shipping confirmation received, I haven't been this happy since I discovered that huffing chalk dust laced with MSG produced a euphoric bliss akin to injecting cake into my ball sack.
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• #1469
My copy just arrived at work. Really nice quality; heavier stock than I was expecting. The only thing is that the covers are quite pixelated. Not sure if that is because of the original image or the quality of the print...
A thing of beauty either way.
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• #1470
Shipping confirmation received, I haven't been this happy since I discovered that huffing chalk dust laced with MSG produced a euphoric bliss akin to injecting cake into my ball sack.
I'm speechless, which is saying something.
My copy just arrived at work. Really nice quality; heavier stock than I was expecting. The only thing is that the covers are quite pixelated. Not sure if that is because of the original image or the quality of the print...
A thing of beauty either way.
The problem with the cover is that they only accept jpg images. If I'd been able to supply it as a pdf it might have been a bit better. I'll see if I can tinker with the main image over the weekend.
Incidentally, by the end of next week Pantone Blues will be available on Amazon in paperback too. They've tried to get me to bump the price up for this, but I've discounted it to keep it almost the same price.
Ta for the feedback!
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• #1471
It'll be yacht time soon!
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• #1472
The problem with the cover is that they only accept jpg images. If I'd been able to supply it as a pdf it might have been a bit better. I'll see if I can tinker with the main image over the weekend.
I wouldn't waste any time to be honest. You shouldn't judge a book by its cover...
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• #1473
Have received the red card of woe from the postman. Fucking tiny communal mailboxes.
I leave at 5am tomorrow so will have to wait til tues for it :( -
• #1474
Cheers for that, hms.
I'm responsible for all formatting, page layout, design, the lot. Lulu give you access to software to manage this but that's about it!
I'll tweak the design to center it up a bit better.
Cheers for the feedback and offer of help!
As it happens, Sparky's copy has thumped onto my doorstep, so I get to have a grope of a copy in the flesh!
I'm tempted to stick a few pages together with my own special 'glue'.
I wanted it signed, not coated in a DNA sample
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• #1475
This book is so hot, even the dogs couldn't wait to get their teeth into it.....
Shipping confirmation received also.
Looking forward to passing it around like a grubby old copy of Escort.