Reprographics - The repro man blog

There are two more 50 Shades books to amuse you while you wait.

150 Shades. Not sure I could manage one. Women perplex me sometimes.

My book guarantees twice as many boners as Fifty Shades of Grey.
Don't listen to me, here's some of my happy customers:

"It left me dripping like knackered fridge, I can tell you."
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Dame Judie Dench*

"I couldn't leave my fanny alone. I was strumming it like George Formby."
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Carol Vorderman*

"Pantone Blues gave me a massive wide on. It looked like a yawning donkey."

Patricia Routledge

Clearly it needs an 'External use only' warning.

Just seen an amusing tweet from someone who was sitting on a train opposite a woman reading 50 Shades. A sticker on the cover demanded "Don't judge me".

Have you thought of something similar for your print version Luci?

Brilliant book so far Luci - sat in bed reading it the other night and kept being sold to shhh.

Looking forward to reading more today. Good work chap!

Thanks! The Kindle format seems much more accessible than the blog. Still, a printed copy would be nice, even if it's just for my own colossal vanity!

Kindles are wipe clean right?

But not necessarily waterproof.

Purchased it the other day, and just sent the Amazon link out to friends in Scotland, Canadia and Kenya ... one of whom has also just had his first novel published (Apocalypse Cow). Spreading the wurd ...

Yay!

Does that mean I don't have to go to work tomorrow? :)

it mean you can afford that Hob Nobs before you go into work that you've been eyeing up for all week.

Bought saturday.

Found 9 year old daughter reading kindle yesterday.

Lucifer reported.

Who bought the Lumix?

Bought saturday.

Found 9 year old daughter reading kindle yesterday.

Lucifer reported.

Hear that knock on the door?

Social services.

Who bought the Lumix?

I am not totally sure what you are talking about, but it may have been me.

Luci. How many sold?

I think he's talking about the "Customers who bought Luci's book also bought..." section of Amazon. No doubt that would be an interesting list.

Convinced my dear old mum to buy it.

She's in for a rude awaken.

List for real paper book.

1. Object
   
2. O'Shane
   
3. Sparky
   
4. Xander
   
5. Lurking
   
6. johnnyhotdog
   
7. tommmmmmm
   
8. Bobbo (needs illustrations!)
   
9. Lolo
   
   

Anyone above the age of five doesn't "need" pictures BTW.

List for real paper book.

1. Object
   
2. O'Shane
   
3. Sparky
   
4. Xander
   
5. Lurking
   
6. johnnyhotdog
   
7. tommmmmmm
   
8. Bobbo (needs illustrations!)
   
9. Lolo
   
10. edscoble
    
    

It make great bog reading material but putting a Kindle next to the bog screaming middle fucking class.

All right, good illustrations that compliment luci's writing style would make a print book even more amazing.

I actually think that Luci's stories would work well as viz type comic.

It make great bog reading material but putting a Kindle next to the bog screaming middle fucking class.

My iPad lives in the shitter. I see no shame in this.

By the way - the more tags we add, the more likely it'll come up in people's search for a certain book, says search for "self-help" should bring this up.

Luci. How many sold?

I've no idea - Amazon Kindle seem to work a system where you don't find out 'till the end of the month. All I can do is think of new ways of plugging it!

By the way - the more tags we add, the more likely it'll come up in people's search for a certain book, says search for "self-help" should bring this up.

Or bogwanker, or ubinscobled, etc...

Cheers for the brilliant review by the way, Ed!