Reprographics - The repro man blog

It's like biscuit heaven here. Caramel chocolate digestives, custard creams and hob-nobs today.

I just had a donut. Sugar-buzz in effect.

Damn you all, I may have to go and purchase some sugar and fat based goodness.

I'm piling on the winter padding now. I'm doing this week, weekend and Mon-Wed - but have Thur-Sun off. Where should I go on a little tour? I'm based in Norwich, BTW...

Damn you all, I may have to go and purchase some sugar and fat based goodness.

Go to the pub instead... atm I don't give a shite if I've got biscuits or not. I've had 2 pints and there is only 1hr and 18 mins before the next.

Where I used to work we had a reception and meeting area in the basement, also a kitchen where we had a cook that used to put on meals for special clients. In this basement was also a cupboard of supplies - it had everything from choccy biscuits (the expensive shit, not kit kats) crisps, peanuts, even booze. Often this cupboard was left open, IT also had a build room round the back of this basement. One of my staff got busted stealing biscuits, however, me and another colleague were smarter than that. We had a hard drive box, know as the 'Snax Box' that we kept in a set of draws in our office, we would regularly go down to the cupboard of snax, stuff the Snax box to the brim then nonchalantly take it back upstairs to share amongst the department.

I miss the snax box, good times.

i tried to start a biscuit group in a bid to exile those i didn't like in my team. i'd buy shit biscuits and offer them to people i liked, but they never bought biscuits in return and ate all mine. so in a killer pysc move i bought about the best biscuits money could buy and left them on my desk.. not offering them to anybody and low-n-behold they all bought biscuits to share amoungst us in a pathetic bid to encourage me to hand mine out. didn't work.

Reverse Biscuit Psychology...like it.

Nah- it's all about the sacrificial biscuits.

I find that leaving a half open packet of Rich Tea or something else bland and unrewarding on your desk serves to camoflage the Garbibaldi biscuits in the Drawer Draw (TM).

Sneaky bastard.

ah hiding the old peanut/chocolate/cluster fuck of a cookie in your desk whiles passing around the 24p pack of co-op own malted milk. that upsets people more Neil. that will create class divisions

Yep- good innit?

i hope you sit back, dunk and take slow mouthfulls of each biscuits watching the others suffer.

ah hiding the old peanut/chocolate/cluster fuck of a cookie in your desk whiles passing around the 24p pack of co-op own malted milk. that upsets people more Neil. that will create class divisions

The tone of this tickled me. And the idea of a biscuit-based class system in an office; stratas of society lording it above others, their only interaction the crumbs that they let fall and trickle down upon the plebs.

I've just remembered I've got a packet of chocolate rich teas at home. Just one more hour and I can leave.

I want a General Lucifer/Tynan colab book ready by Christmas please.

I'd buy that shit.

Lucifers words + Tynans illustrations = Massive win!

I'm game.
Let's do this shit.

ive been sat reading these and struggling to breathe
write a book ffs will you
id buy it
im trying to figure out these kids books im doing now ( poor as fuck you see )
i wish i had half your story telling abilty, id be minted

put the ones on here together n send them to publishers and i guarantee youll get an answer, my mates just put me onto the writers handbook, loads of info in there how to get published.

you arent happy at work but i bet your happy writing and reading them
here for a good time not a long time so fuck the man ;-)

Lucifers words + Tynans illustrations = Massive win!

I'd buy it for all my friends this Christmas.

I want to say thank you.
I cannot begin to tell you how motivating i find all your constructive comments and praise.
It's more than I've ever had in reprographics.

I really am a mac operator, and yes, I do hate it.
And all this shit really did happen.
And I really want to get out.
It would be a strange thing if all the crap I heard in this freakish place was my ticket out!
My ambition is to be a writer, and I can illustrate too, but I reckon tynan's mad art would be perfect for the illustrations.
I'll finish venting my spleen first, and just keep piling them on here until there's none left, and with sparky's help I'm going to put it up on a blog at the same time.

I'm thinking a for a title 'reluctant reprography', but that might be a bit of a gob full.
Any ideas would be appreciated.

I'm thinking a for a title 'reluctant reprography', but that might be a bit of a gob full.
Any ideas would be appreciated.

Reprobategraphy?

I'll get my coat.

Oh, and I've got the writers handbook, RuffStuff - it's a pearl isn't it?
If I make it, and get out of this shit, I'm coming to one of these mysterious 'drinks' things you Londoners seem to go to and buy you all a pint - and as a Yorkshireman, probably tut a lot at the outrageous prices...

Reprobategraphy! Good stuff - better than my title!