The Ultimate Riding Jacket?

I find its fine.. get too hot - open the vents!

we're talking about the milwaukee are we?

oh, no - rapha softshell. Ne'er mind

I'm fairly sure the Rapha is perfect for everyday riding in London, just not the milwaukee!

phwoar

It's such a shame that James have to rubs off 'dancing james' for 'prancer'

Don't tell me you hate knee warmers too. You're as weird as damo.

Whoa whoa whoa.......back up there for a moment. That is a pretty big claim

It's such a shame that James have to rubs off 'dancing james' for 'prancer'

:-)

I bin scobled

Whoa whoa whoa.......back up there for a moment. That is a pretty big claim

Oh I see. It's like that is it?

You don't like knee warmers, ergo you are weird.

I'm not sure that not liking "man stockings" (as my girlfriend likes to call them) is grounds for thinking someone is weird.

Cycling has clearly warped your mind— I bet you think it's perfectly normal to shave and exfoliate your legs regularly?

No. I think that by purchasing knee warmers I'll have moved firmly and squarely into the "I cycle" rather than "I ride a bike" camp. By making this purchase, I'd no longer be able to say that I was just dipping my toe into the waters of cycling and testing my desire to go for a paddle.

I bet you think it's perfectly normal to shave and exfoliate your legs regularly?

Hell no.

I'm still struggling to come to terms with my identity.

I'd no longer be able to say that I was just dipping my toe into the waters of cycling and testing my desire to go for a paddle.

You need toe warmers.

I've got them.

And overshoes, so my shoes don't get wet.

I'm not a heroin addict, I don't inject.

My toe warmers are on their last legs*.

*this sentence cannot possibly make any sense.

I had the pearl izumi ones, 15 quid.

Let's face it, I'm a paycheck away from buying knee warmers.

I'm afraid damo that if you are already in the realms of toe warmers and overshoes you are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay past knee warmers. You're in, and there's no way back

The Ultimate Cycling Cardigan?