Undertaking / filtering on left?

Wait in primary in queue at traffic at lights --> get massive draft from vehicles in front of you as you cruise past all the twats who've scooted up the inside.

Ride up inside, skitch off second in line, get even better draft from fastest moving car in front of queue that had clear road.

#donottryathomekidstrainedprofessionalhere

Unclip > trackstand due to increased ability to clip in quickly in crits and win the race to the first corner.

Alternate.

Unclip and beat opposition with ease then slow down and trackstand LIKEABOSS at the next lights to really sink their moral into the depths when they realise they really have no hope.

#commuterracingisftw

J-hop onto car carrier at lights, 360 off it when you reach your turn.

#likeaboss #likeadannymacaskill

In slow-moving traffic, filtering/overtaking on the right, do you get cars veering right to block you?

Happened again on the way home.

In slow-moving traffic, filtering/overtaking on the right, do you get cars veering right to block you?

Happened again on the way home.

I've had this on many occasions, people intentionally turning towards on coming traffic to block your passage. That said I've also had two people try and undertake me on a junction, It's not just cyclists it would seem. One had the cheek to beep me as well :/.

They could be moving over to let the rider pass along the inside or to get a clearer view of the traffic ahead.

#youareparanoid

They could be moving over to let the rider pass along the inside or to get a clearer view of the traffic ahead.

#youareparanoid

I don't think so, its usually some chavvy sket in a barry car that looks you eye to eye in their mirror then moves out and blocks you to then turn towards the curb when you try and pass on the inside. I'm referring to countryside drivers, its full of idiots and people on high horses.

Wait in primary in queue at traffic at lights --> get massive draft from vehicles in front of you as you cruise past all the twats who've scooted up the inside.
This.

This.... then look at them quizzically as they do the old one footed scoot up the inside again at the next set of lights and repeat until you get pace on them and leave them a couple of junctions behind you.
And this.

I get quite frustrated with the number of cyclists who attempt to undertake me or who fail to look behind them. Feel like I am constantly ticking people off at the moment.

Waiting at the lights on the A4 earlier today, just as they turned I set off. Turns out the fixie twatter on a red and white Bianchi I had overtaken was now trying to undertake me. But he did not have enough room as I was just starting out, so instead he mounted the pavement, only to jump back onto the road just in front of me. When I told him he was an utter twat he complained that I was in his way!

If you are on here, you are a danger to yourself, other cyclists and pedestrians. Grow the fuck up and learn to ride your bike properly.

Waiting at the lights on the A4 earlier today, just as they turned I set off. Turns out the fixie twatter on a red and white Bianchi I had overtaken was now trying to undertake me. But he did not have enough room as I was just starting out, so instead he mounted the pavement, only to jump back onto the road just in front of me. When I told him he was an utter twat he complained that I was in his way!

If you are on here, you are a danger to yourself, other cyclists and pedestrians. Grow the fuck up and learn to ride your bike properly.

Sounds like he danced around you.

Or while everybody's doing trackstands, run the red, maintaining cruise speed and beat them all #likeacriminal

If you are on here, you are a danger to yourself, other cyclists and pedestrians.

You've let yourself down, you've let the class down, you've let the whole school down.

And it's your time you're wasting, not mine.

I can sit here all day, I don't mind.

Is that because if you go outside they'll steal the gold out of your teeth?

I am back home now. The fire extinguisher provided a useful diversion which allowed me a moment to escape.

what's the 'all the things' meme?
"trackstand ALL the time". You've got a problem.

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/x-all-the-y

hyperbole and a half should be required reading.

This will hurt you more than it hurts me?

You wait til I tell your father?

(Always worked for me.)

I've had this on many occasions, people intentionally turning towards on coming traffic to block your passage. That said I've also had two people try and undertake me on a junction, It's not just cyclists it would seem. One had the cheek to beep me as well :/.

Tower Bridge is bad for this. I had a chat with a driver that stated "we're all over the place. YOu're on the left and the right."

Which causes even more frustration with those that have the requisite speed and skill that still dwell in ignorance and opt to undertake- normalising (sometimes) bedwetting behaviour.

Tower Bridge is bad for this. I had a chat with a driver that stated "we're all over the place. YOu're on the left and the right."

Which causes even more frustration with those that have the requisite speed and skill that still dwell in ignorance and opt to undertake- normalising (sometimes) bedwetting behaviour.

Peoples mindset is so messed up sometimes, they pick on something and use it for ammo regardless of whether its relevant. I'm over it now, I ride in a manner that I don't die and just ignore what people are saying in their tin cans.

Peoples mindset is so messed up sometimes, they pick on something and use it for ammo regardless of whether its relevant. I'm over it now, I ride in a manner that I don't die and just ignore what people are saying in their tin cans.

This is the way I have gone too. Just keep pedaling.

Wait in primary in queue at traffic at lights --> get massive draft from vehicles in front of you as you cruise past all the twats who've scooted up the inside.

->>Rustle jimmies of all those who are passed. I assume that was a given.