Thieves on bicycles steal 81 canaries

I bet the thieves were puffin as they rode with 81 canaries weighing them down.

especially if they took a 'budgy jump' to escape!

I bet the thieves were puffin as they rode with 81 canaries weighing them down.

Oh dear

They'd have been puffin all the way down the street ...

Legal system = Three shrikes and you're out.

Don't panic. Starling's on the case.

They'll get the bunting out when they find them!

When they got away, bet they were Chough'ed

They should find a different hobby.

A bird In the hands worth two in the bush?

They should find a different hobby.

Rooks should try chess

grouse are game for anything.

Just some T(e)anagers haveing a laugh.

geeeeeeeees[e] i missed this

I hope they get bird flu

Warning: None bird related pun:

I think that's what they call Self harm.

the eagle eyes of the law will be upon them

Don't panic. Starling's on the case.

I prefer game birds....

they carbed up before the heist on Shredded Tweet

bet the thieves drink nest-cafe

Left em with nothing but a partridge in a pear tree.

Canaries are nuthatch-ually that valuable.

Talk is tweet

They'll probably get acquitted if caught. Swan law for them, another for the rest of us

At least they were riding bikes and not Jay walking.

A film will be made on this....wonder what the Cygnet-ure-tune will be?