Spectator Debate: Cyclists are a Menace

hanging between trees made of jelly

blindfolded

£25 to see some pompous old farts sounding off? I can go to Wests for that and still get change out of £20.

You don't drink enough.

and armed to the teeth with gummy berry juice

meh...anyone up for hanging around outside with a few cans of fosters using the doorway as a toilet then building a bike tree?

You buying?

yeah we could have a race....that would be fun

Well I have a nice little hill called arthurs seat we can race around up my way.

Anyone (Oliver/Tynan?) going?

http://www.spectator.co.uk/shop/events/5291791/spectator-debate-cyclists-are-a-menace.thtml

No thanks. Pointless waste of time. Very badly presented (they don't even state the motion on that web page or that Jon Snow is President of the CTC, which is certainly relevant). It's probably not going to be a very well-informed debate.

There's a typo in the presentation title.. I've been informed it should read..

"Spectator Debate: Cyclists are cunts, lets get 'em!"

Neither do they mention that their own former editor is none other than London's premier cyclist, Mayor Boris Johnson.

Do you think they have done it just to wind him up?

Nah I think it's a thinly veiled attempt to suck up to all the right wing cyclist crowd, controversial title to get people in then the conclusion will be cyclists aren't a menace at all.

And at that price fuck it, especially if it's going to fund another island for the Barclay brothers.

meh...anyone up for hanging around outside with a few cans of fosters using the doorway as a toilet then building a bike tree?

Most sensible comment of the thread.

I've got to be honest I almost want to go just so I'm weirded out by how much I'm from another planet.

Anyone want to go and sit sniggering at the back? maybe do half a microdot before we go in?

You can reserve seats... maybe we should reserve them all.

£25 to watch a bunch of self improtant twats discuss whether or not I'm a menace.
F**k that.
I know I'm a menace, I don't need to pay to be told.

Since when has being a menace been a good thing?

Or is it kool?

Is half a microdot 500 nanodots?

Awesome. Should get together a posse to strip down to bib shorts and do some drunken prosyletising.

We love you lycra, we do, we love you lycra we do....etc.....

No thanks. Pointless waste of time. Very badly presented (they don't even state the motion on that web page or that Jon Snow is President of the CTC, which is certainly relevant). It's probably not going to be a very well-informed debate.

Yep, entertainment.

If I could see some guys stripped down to bib shorts I come too!

will it be at a pub?

It looks like it's being held at the back of the WC2 fish and chip shop 'The Saveloy Plaice'. Fighting it out man to man, naked as God intended..

You buying?

Sorry only got round to checking my thrift filter...nah

Seems like Jon Snow has pulled out of this. no longer on the Against list. Has he been reading these posts here i wonder?

http://www.spectator.co.uk/shop/events/5291791/spectator-debate-cyclists-are-a-menace.thtml

QUOTE=Oliver Schick;975693]No thanks. Pointless waste of time. Very badly presented (they don't even state the motion on that web page or that Jon Snow is President of the CTC, which is certainly relevant). It's probably not going to be a very well-informed debate.[/QUOTE]

Since when has being a menace been a good thing?

Or is it kool?

I'm a cyclist, ergo (to at least 1/2 the debatees) I'm a menace.

Seems like Jon Snow has pulled out of this. no longer on the Against list. Has he been reading these posts here i wonder?

http://www.spectator.co.uk/shop/events/5291791/spectator-debate-cyclists-are-a-menace.thtml

Well, replacing Jon Snow with Andrew Gilligan is hardly a winner, is it?

Odd to see Livingstone and Gilligan on the same team.