Scally Quandary

"Or for best result, take photos, put them in a poster, and post it near bike lock, the kids will notice that their faces is plastered on a poster and realise someone is watching them."

I like this. I'd love to see their stupid faces when they see their stupid faces.

^^^^^ I am liking this option. :-)

Ed thats a blinding idea!

i'll get the camera into work tomorrow

for even better result, claim that these photos came from a CCTV camera.

i wanted to dress in tight outfits and kick ass!

This.Is.Polo.

Can't you get an IPhone app that uses that frequency only youngens can here?

Put Ma3K's mummy in the background.

the mummy with a security hat and iphone in the pocket

photos of the kids, with this text below it;

"We know your mums'

"even though you don't"

Taking photos of minors without their permission?!
Put signs up that the area is under surveillance, if they don't already exist..

Rig up a walkie talkie so you can insult the kids from the comfort and safety of your desk.

Nazi shout poles Prav?

Put a really nickable looking bike out there, electrify it with a high current pack stashed under seat connected to the rails/post, watch and giggle as scallys electrocute/burn themselves.

Works a treat.....so i've been told.

i know a man who used to do that to cats.
he'd run a wire from the plug around the garden, as the cat crossed he flicks the switch and the cat goes 4' into the air, stiff as a board with a puff of smoke.. shit somerset ways but it would be great to see on these kids

My sister used to do something similar for the snakes.

Minors are incapable of giving permission.

Not that permission is needed.

Tactical quote.

i know a man who used to do that to cats.
he'd run a wire from the plug around the garden, as the cat crossed he flicks the switch and the cat goes 4' into the air, stiff as a board with a puff of smoke.. shit somerset ways but it would be great to see on these kids

Yeah I did it to my nan with a hairdryer once, funny as fuck, she made a nice big hole in her wardrobe when she went flying though.

you could do something like this, booby trapped bike action at 1:50

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...from your window.

Yeah I did it to my nan with a hairdryer once, funny as fuck, she made a nice big hole in her wardrobe when she went flying though.

James, didn't you have this? I remember you shooting at birds with them when you was like 18 or something haha

take photos of them and inform the local police about it, people nowadays have camera that have a decent zoom (not digital zoom).

use those photos in your 'letter', pointing out that these children *will *nick part of your bikes or possible the bike itself, etc.
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Or for best result, take photos, put them in a poster, and post it near bike lock, the kids will notice that their faces is plastered on a poster and realise someone is watching them**.

probably won't deterred them, but worth trying.

+1 do it!

James, didn't you have this? I remember you shooting at birds with them when you was like 18 or something haha

It was this one: http://www.surplusandoutdoors.com/ishop/877/shopscr596.html

and I used to shoot peoples chimney tops off from my bedroom window, occasionally foxes but never pigeons....little bastard that I was.
Plus I had some high power band upgrade or something.

Let it go - they WILL stab you if cross them.

The other day my wife was punched in the face by a teenager, as she got caught up right in the middle of a fight between two groups of kids in a shopping centre. It was about the post codes.
Security and police were called, but one of the groups came back twice more to the shop to smash the checkouts and to beat up the security. They were making threats in front of the police who did nothing to stop them. They just told them to remove themselves from the premises.... One of the groups is local and I see them every other day riding their bmxs back and forth within the boundries of their post code.

it sounds like they could do with a quiche

Let it go - they WILL stab you if cross them.

The other day my wife was punched in the face by a teenager, as she got caught up right in the middle of a fight between two groups of kids in a shopping centre. It was about the post codes.
Security and police were called, but one of the groups came back twice more to the shop to smash the checkouts and to beat up the security. They were making threats in front of the police who did nothing to stop them. They just told them to remove themselves from the premises.... One of the groups is local and I see them every other day riding their bmxs back and forth within the boundries of their post code.

Out of interest / self-preservation, which postcodes are we talking about here?