Video Games

This one has a ball which you have to use stasis to freeze then hit with a weapon in the right direction (and enough power, but not too much) to get it to roll along a platform (with water either side) and finish in one of those holes.

It's horrible.

You would absolutely know if you'd done it.

The one with the big ramp and huge stone balls falling all over the place? Yeah, that was annoying...

nope. the one with a hammer in a treasure chest that you have to use to chip a small ball a long distance over some water into a hole.

imagine the annoyance of having a ball pop out of the hole while playing mini-golf, multiplied by a weapon that degrades each time you miss and an inability to accurately fine-tune which direction you want the fucking thing to go before the stasis timer runs out without destroying the carefully measured amount of distance you want it to go.

Nope. This one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM9NUS7lQEo

That looks so fun, can't wait!

Let is know how you get on...

I'll make a video... So far I've been trudging through not really following the story but trying to build my stamina up before getting involved in any big boss battles...

I took out a dragon and the boss of those ninja blokes yesterday, it was a good day... Also wasted all my fire arrows in the desert trying to hit that thing in the feet... Massive fail... I need to take a little break and play some guitar, haven't touched it since we played our shows three weeks ago!

Such an amazing game, hard to put down and wandering around aimlessly looking for shrines is a lot of fun...

I won't really make a video...

"Ok hey guys! Teenslain here! Just thought I would make a video about what I've been up to this week. I found this really cool trick in Zelda that you guys have to see. Ok guys let's get straight into it. ok guys so I was playing Zelda and I was just doing my thing when I saw this sweet thing is never seen before - I don't know if you guys have seen it - let me know in the comments if you have and don't forget to thumbs up. It's also really really important that you comment on what you'd like to see in the next video I make - I'll probably make it next week or something but I'm really busy right now but I'll really try because I really appreciate how much you guys care about my videos. Ok guys. Don't forget to thumbs up!"

There.

ha, I wrote out a paragraph exactly like that then deleted it before posting. .

Forgot about the shout out to someone from the comment though

"Thanks to dick_fingerzzz7764 for the suggestion!"

How do you know my username??

Link cumming...

NSFW, obvs...

I would not forget to subscribe, thumbs up and share that YouTube channel... Sounds awesome...

Link cumming...

Given the Zelda topic, Bra-fucking-vo.

*continues polishing Master Sword*

"giant boomerang"

Massive (270+ game) backward compat sale on Xbox at the moment: https://majornelson.com/2017/05/15/this-weeks-deals-with-gold-and-spotlight-sale-xbox-one-backward-compatibility-super-sale/

Orange box, Skate 3, Assassins creed 2, NBA Jam all under £4. Red Dead £10 for anyone who doesn't have it.

Got an email from Sony telling me my Plus subs are due, popped to CDkeys to see about top ups, and DS3 season pass was £16, so yeah I got that.

Might buy an Xbox again just to play Skate 3. <3

Did I just miss my chance at Quiet on MGSV?

Was doing some side quest and got a cutscene but she was going to make me wear a chicken hat so I just exited the area and now wondering if she'll reappear or if that ship has sailed. Can't seem to reload to the right save point to get it to trigger again :/

Still got no idea what I'm supposed to be doing with the private army I'm accumulating. Keep seeing messages that they're fighting - presumably because I've Fulton-ed a load of shit level Russians back there?

You can send them on missions from mother base to get you resources.

Haven't played it myself since about 2 months after release but originally once she was gone, she was gone.

Fairly certain they've amended that so that you can get her back. Not entirely sure how but pretty much 100% it's now a feature.

I think I have ground zeros, is it actually worth playing? I tried to run in and massacre everyone, but got brapped and never played it again.