Video Games

Fucking people in tanks.

tmi

I left out a lot.

But then I have a lot to put in.

save it for the tabloid turret-all story.

Today I've played Survival with someone, who's level 200. He was just walking around shooting everyone and not dying. Then he pushed me from my cover to the line of fire, so I died and game was over. Also this is getting really annoying - people getting tanks and just sitting there blasting everyone on sight. I had to get my car recovered 3 times from Mors Mutual to try and get home.

How on earth do you get to that level? Mental. I had a death match with two folks above level 100, I'm 23, needless to say it was dire.

I had to get my car recovered 3 times from Mors Mutual to try and get home.

Y u no use invite only session?

How do I do that?

go to online in pause menu, choose play and it will give you different options, including invite only session, don't invite anyone, the online world is your own...

tank free.

Gone Home look interesting.

some people have too much spare time on their hands...

GTA Online has definitely gone into meltdown this christmas; unrealistic character levels, multimillion dollar bountees & tanks driving around everywhere. The worst part is no one's given me any of their ill gotten gains!

Saw a £109m dollar bounty the other night actually. And someone just gave me another £52m

Think it's mainly the kids actually paying for those in-games currently? (like the £2 for $500,000 option).

If you go on eBay you can get 5billion for not much...

Not that I've been searching on eBay for GTA ;)

Killed someone with a 1 billion bounty earlier. Suddenly I don't need much money!!!!

Find myself giving farcry 2 a go (bargain basement gamer) and having got over the repetitive nature to the game I am now left wondering if there is a less fit main character in a game. He can run for about ten metres before his vision goes blurry.

Took a bounty for 99million yesterday. Just wish I could share it now I've gone on a spending spree.

If you go on eBay you can get 5billion for not much...

Not that I've been searching on eBay for GTA ;)

You need a kindly sponsor to give you a game for nowt.

Hmm, I think this explains everything. For a fiver on eBay you can get any amount of cash you want and your rank changing to whatever you like too, if you're prepared to share your PSN username and password...

Or just do it yourself for free. Rockstar are on it though it seems, anyone hacking will be dealt with but if you were just gifted it that's ok, although this suggests you'll lose any monies received that were illegitimately obtained:
http://www.examiner.com/article/gta-5-publisher-talks-gta-online-money-hack-patch-provides-reporting-tips

Can I haz million?

You need a kindly sponsor to give you a game for nowt.

And a ps3!

Unfortunately I don't think I'm as popular here as you.

Luckily my mum loves me (yes even more than she loves you) and she gave me some cash which is probably going to go on a ps3 and GTA...
(She made me promise not to spend it on booze, before you ask ;)

Hmm, I think this explains everything. For a fiver on eBay you can get any amount of cash you want and your rank changing to whatever you like too, if you're prepared to share your PSN username and password...

quick way to get a ban too

See ^^^^