This week's caption competition

Nearly there, Brenda... Nearly there...

I am berry sorry James, but I think jew are pregnant... Is not mine...
Should have been "Is no mine..."

As skoota points out though you don't play polo and we can't see it ever happening. Please prove us wrong.

Good point... Nearly there, Em... Nearly there...

The winner is... Skoota! Though frankly the rest of you didn't try too hard.
Caption competition is taking it's Xmas holiday. See you all next year and have a merry festive period xx

Nearly there, Brenda... Nearly there...

no polo no changing my sex

surely this has to be the next one??

Onlookers were shocked to see the first public act of homosexuality in Tiananmen Square this afternoon. Chinese officials were said to have been contemplating the use of a tank to move the larger of the two men.

ray's cyst.

The first known practice of navel fisting.

Aitch seems hesitant during his first hardcore Ray[p] experience!

WTF?
ok, do your own pics in future

ha

Harsh... Ultimately, fair...

Super tramp has Rapha.

julias response to this picture: ^ "he's an ex-controller? when did he get sacked?"

ha!

Caption competition returns from it's skiing holiday with this old snap

eh gabes if this moment in time was a caption competition what would you be saying?
nah it's too busy for a caption, look jol is leaning over all nicky beer and snoops is smoking whilst sleeping and texting all at the same time.
you are right.

bet ya snoops is checking his Bebo account.

in the pic Snoops' ankle was the size of a orange

yeh he fits in my pocket, i take him 'eberyhwere'.

dedication to polo .... snoops now officially living at downham

Right; this is your last chance before Caption Competition sulks off for good.

"I wish I still had a team"

"my team sucks"