This week's caption competition

Please sir, can you reach that bag of pistachios for me?

ha!

"And the Lord said unto me, go forth and invent a new game of Bicycle Hockey. On your Journey you shall teach a man, and that man shall be the greatest player in the world"

"And then you shall be beaten by two kids and a chick".

this is fuking lolz.

When ze seagulls follow ze trawler…

When ze seagulls follow ze trawler…

Ha! :D

"That pigeon stole my cigar!"

"Ewok phone home"

"and it said; people under this height cannot go on this ride... fuck Euro Disney man, Fuck it!"

" lady gaga naked at last " in Playboy

“.. then after the chardonnay I kissed her softly on the lips and loosened her bra"

"what is this nonsense 'in New York they...' ? I come from there"

"what is zis nonsense 'in New York they...' ? I come from there"

racist!

when i press this special imaginary button my left nut pops out of my shorts, ready 3 ... 2 .. 1 ?

"That pigeon stole my cigar!"

Ooohh, that's about as good as Joe's.

when i press this special imaginary button my left nut pops out of my shorts, ready 3 ... 2 .. 1 ?

That's pretty good too!

"Ee chee wa maa! Dee fratta chim chu, acha? Chiotto yungyet gyeesh? ah ah ah!

(trans. Oh la la! that's 3 : 1, ok? Can i have nuts please? ha ha ha!)

"A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away they ... "

sorry to crash your thread will, but didn't know where else to put this...

captions?

winner!!!

Poo-que.

One caption at a time pls ladies n gents

^ shit caption.

FREEWHEEL ftw

Gotta be the winner surely?!