Roadie Rap

Kill Will...

FFS .. The one time I call UTFS .. never again!!

Kill Will...

fuck off joe (add smiley if you wish).

Actually Gertie posted this first, before anyone else did.

He just has a really slow internet connection.

Broadband is something he uses to tie his hair back.

Or the elastic in his pants

Actually Gertie posted this first, before anyone else did.

He just has a really slow internet connection.
HAHA! dial up ftl

fuck off joe (add smiley if you wish).

Sorry, was stuck in Bringer of Chaos mode... It's been a tough day working amongst the quasi-human-automatons at Canary Wharf... My office is on the floor above the FSA, every time one of those cunts steps out of the lift onto the 18th floor I wanna put my fist through their brain exclaiming "IT"S ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT, CUNT!!!"... But I don't, I just clench my Strong-black-decaf-Americano tighter and die a little more inside... The man has me by the balls...

Sorry, was stuck in Bringer of Chaos mode... It's been a tough day working amongst the quasi-human-automatons at Canary Wharf...

that's no way to talk about Balki; accurate but unkind.
good old gertie; he's younger than me you know.

Balki doesn't count, he's the one... Pretty sure he's gonna lead us all to Salvation...

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Just noticed this over on MT.....

Oh yeah nice one Will.

It could have been so good but you had to jump in and 'save' Gertie now didn't ya..

(grumpy/angry smiley)

^ I think you missed something Clive; Gertie's post was a well planned wind up. I'm not pointing any festerfingers but someone on here knows the score....

:D

It could have been so good but you had to jump in and 'save' Gertie now didn't ya..

(grumpy/angry smiley)

had I known in advance i'd have kept quiet but i hadn't looked at MT. I was only trying to help a frail and vulnerable old man (who's younger than me).

Funny first post, though. :)

funny vid worth a repost. :D

Soo true on both sides ....

for the sake of fuck.

brap!

Wait until I make my bike movie based on many forgotten action movies. :D

Going to have DMX rapping about his road bike while doing backflips with jet li.... The beastie boys racing lance armstrong in robotic suits while riding BMXs up mount ventoux and ninja bicycle assassins using carbon road frames ... Arnie will be in it as well when he takes the predator on in bike to bike combat using a moutnain bike up alp d'urez while the predator has a sub 3kg road bike.... also alp d'urez will be dressed up as a jungle and arnie will have the extra difficultly of chasing an opponent he can't see .. arnie of course will win.

Bruce willis will destroy a helicopter by riding a fixie into a helicopter while fighting terrorists ... and matt damon will escape the french police on a 55 GI mountain bike while giving the heroine a backy to the corner shop to get some laderhosen (spelling oliver?)

That's nothing, I'm going to recruit 3 hot chicks to manufacture a cycling girl band called "The Boogababes" and call them Passo, Dello and Stelvio.

YouTube - Inspired Bicycles - Danny MacAskill April 2009

How come Will has a picture of Gordon Browns as his avatar?

good Defense Will.. nice

its wigan phil

Hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not gearist some of my best friends ride fixed ;)