I got woken up the other night

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  • i'm an Alan of all trades

  • Amazing how many phrases have passed in normal useage.

    Mentalist
    Cashback
    Back of the net
    Mine's a pint
    Jurassic park
    Kiss my face
    Smell my cheese

    I often use (appropos of nothing)
    Got your big plate alan?
    I was made promises about storage that weren't kept
    Yes! It's an extender!

  • the chcolate pudding incident

  • diiiiixons

  • Go for the head shot

  • "Two little girls playing there.... lovely... lets hope that innocent tomfoolery doesnt escalate into mindless bloody violence"

  • "Don't want to get bogged down in a whole gay hornets' nest"

  • Has anyone got a battery for an Ericsson ?

  • I'm trying to run a high class bureau de change here, not some two-bit nipple peep show in Rio de Janeiro!

    oops wrong character

  • "Oooooooh, I'd love to have it off with her!"

  • Amazing how many phrases have passed in normal useage.

    Mentalist
    Cashback
    Back of the net
    Mine's a pint
    Jurassic park
    Kiss my face
    Smell my cheese

    I often use (appropos of nothing)
    Got your big plate alan?
    I was made promises about storage that weren't kept
    Yes! It's an extender!

    "Butter my arse!"

  • "No offense Lynn, but your life is technically not worth insuring."

  • your right you couldn't be more right and so am i

  • "Aw, no, not me Triumph Stag!"

  • Stop getting Bond wrong!

  • This fella's got the whole 2nd series:

    " I'm off for a mushroom slice at a BP garage "

  • "Eeeeeeh, Octopussy"

    "View Te Kill"

    • done in Lancashire accent of course
  • "I say potato, you say Pot At Toe"

    • South African accent of course
  • I can see there being many re-posts in this thread

    • that was me BTW, not a Partridge quote
  • should have been this Alan...
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzypOnklG60

  • "You can say it Lynn, but I'm not driving a mini Metro and I'll just talk over you"

    Lynn "the mini-metro is a..."

    AP "I'm not driving a mini-metro, I'm not driving a mini-metro, I'm not driving a mini metro"

    __

    AP "A lie is a lie, Lynn"

  • "Im Alan Partridge and this is golfing action. Seve Ballesteros, The Bullfighter, thats what I call him. Technically, he's a professional golfer. A friend of mine said recently - What do you get if you cross a ballerina and a bastard?... Ballesteros was the answer. I guess if you analyse that, Seve combines the qualities of both those animals. He has the lithe sophistication and nimbleness of a ballerina combined with the hard-nosed ruthless thuggery of a bastard."

  • "Tea or coffee! Tea or coffee!!"

  • Alan : You talk like your from the 19th century..and you sweat!

    Teacher : Well I'd like to see you sweat over* your* work like I do over mine...

    Alan : I don't because I use LINX AFRICA!!

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I got woken up the other night

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