For Sale: Gorgeous Baby Blue Fixie

who let the dogs out???...

who let the dogs out???...

Your mum did.

fixie.

and, i skipped from page 6, people told you how much it was worth in the first few posts.

poo.

Using the power of "suggestion".

Wink wink, nudge nudge.

This is how to sell your bike

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/765370039.html

Bike for sale

What kind of bike? I don't know, I'm not a bike scientist. What I am though is a manly guy looking to sell his bike. This bike is made out of metal and kick ass spokes. The back reflector was taken off, but if you think that deters me from riding at night, you're way wrong. I practiced ninja training in Japan's mount Fuji for 5 years and the first rule they teach about ninja biking is that back reflectors let the enemy know where you are. Not having a rear reflector is like saying "FUCK YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".

The bike says Giant on the side because it's referring to my junk, but rest assured even if you have tiny junk that Giant advertisement is going to remain right where it is. I bought this bike for 300 dollars from a retired mercenary that fought in both World War 1 and World War 2 and had his right arm bitten off by a shark in the Phillipines while stationed there as a shark handler. When he sold it to me I had to arm wrestle him for the honor to buy it. I broke his arm in 7 places when I did. He was so impressed with me he offered me to be his son but I thought that was sissy shit so I said no way.

The bike has some rusted screws, but that just shows how much of a bad ass you are. Everyone knows rusted screws on a bike means that you probably drove it underwater and that's bad ass in itself. Those screws can be replaced with shiny new ones, but if you're going to go to that trouble why not just punch yourself in the balls since you're probably a dickless lizard who doesn't like to look intimidating.

The bike is for men because the seat is flat or some shit and not shaped like a dildo. If you like flat seated bikes you're going to love this thing because it doesn't try to penetrate your ass or anything.

I've topped out at 75 miles per hour on this uphill but if you're just a regular man you'll probably top it out at 10 miles per hour. This thing is listed as a street bike which is man-code for bike tank. The bike has 7 speeds in total:

Gear 1 - Sissy Gear
Gear 2 - Less Sissy Gear
Gear 3 - Least Sissy Gear
Gear 4 - Boy Gear
Gear 5 - Pre-teen Boy Gear
Gear 6 - Manly Gear
Gear 7 - Big Muscles Gear

I only like gear 6 and 7 to be honest.

Additionally, this tool of all immense men comes with a gigantic lock to keep it secure. The lock is the size of a bull's testicles and tells people you don't fuck around with locking up your bike tank. It tells would-be-thieves "Hey asshole, touch this bike and I'll appear from the bushes ready to club you with a two-by-four".

Bike is for 150 OBO (and don't give me no panzy prices)

it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

Yes, but what colour is it? A nice sparkly pinkly pink or a gorgeous baby blue?

Just seen this thread!

Jesus wept!! :-$

What does this mean? I am in no way prejudiced thanks. Not where Korean food is concerned anyway. I judged it after I had eaten it after all ;)

I'm quite certain that if I had been brought up on it then I'd love it. I tasted flavours there that I had never even imagined, that I hadn't realised were part of the spectrum of taste at all, and for that experience I am grateful. That many of them made me gag is irrelevant. If I had really objected then I would have joined my friends at the McDonalds. My sincere apologies if I've offended; I was only attempting to be in some way amusing.

Oh and I loved the soju by the way!

me toooo dude, just trying to make this thread any more colourful .... :{) Superprecise you are amusing, i did react personally :{) Love You brother!!!

kimchi is f-kin horrible

Kim chi is well nice.

kimchi is f-kin horrible

Kim chi is well nice.

It's like the Algonquin round table in here today.

Kim chi is great

Kim Chi translates to "spicey cabbage" in korean

Kim chi is lovely.

It's like the Algonquin round table in here today.

FFS Will...

googles

Dorothy Parker is fuckin ace!

Will this be the schism that finally splits LFGSS?

http://www.londonfgss_pro_kimchi.com/

http://www.londonfgss_anti_kimchi.com/

I know you probably think this is hilarious WW, but if you think Im going to sit here all day googling your posts, you're quite mistaken.

or not.

My goodness, the controversy here is just like Plato's Gorgias in its more antagonistic moments.

fucks off to cock thread

extra links included for shortening?

Sponge Bob Square Pants. Is that better Balki?

Yes, but what colour is it? A nice sparkly pinkly pink or a gorgeous baby blue?

You could always drop CHUG_IT a pm and ask...

rinsed