Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

*hope

i hope he locks himself out of his house.

I hope next time someone throws him a ball, it hits him right on the end of his finger and hurts his knuckle.

i hope he locks himself out of his house.

i did that :(

I hope he puts his cling film back in the drawer that is slightly too full so when he comes to open it again, the cling film has wedged itself against the top inside of the drawer cabinet and he has to mess about with a chopstick to pull it back down to free up the drawer.

I hope that a tax is introduced that penalises people whose surnames are also christian names.

noted. alright then i hope he locks himself out his stupid effin telstar car or whatever it is called.

i did that :(

twice then.

Perhaps he will mistake his scrotum for his face and put aftershave on it.

i hope he realizes he has 2 first names

I hope he bends all of his tent pegs on hard ground.

I hope he order something big from the internet with a next day delivery option, only to have the package arrived at 6pm after waiting at the doorstep all day.

I hope his felt tip pens dry out.

I hope he gets a unipack for xmas, with a broken spok on the front and a fake disc wheel on the back, brakless, with tubulars...something really pengy

I hope he bends all of his tent pegs on hard ground.
Well,he is camp.

I hope his management are reading this.

I hope he wakes up for work one morning, realises its Sunday and then realises that its actually Monday after all.

I hope that he pays for a night of satellite porn, only to discover it's doing nothing for him

i hope his Tesla runs out of battery around Croydon, and his Oyster is without money

I hope his work make him do an NVQ in catering.

I hope he buys a new shirt, but misses one of the pins when he tries it on.

i hope this never endz!

I hope he has a humiliating sexual experience with a woman that he actually quite likes.

i hope this never endz

I hope has got a piece of food stuck in his teeth without noticing.