Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

I hope he gets an erection at an inopportune moment, and it causes him embarassment.

^ just before he gets off a bus

I hope he burns his tongue and scrapes the roof of his mouth eating a french bread pizza.

I'll try to get hold of my brother for some more info on Mr Martin.

Once you get him talking about what it used to be like working for James Martin it's hard to get him to stop though.

Plus he may start frothing at the mouth.

Pukes on cock. And I don't normally say that.

"Fixed gear bicycle riders —“fixies” — pare down bikes to their very essence, often even removing the handlebars"
and
"there's less for London bike thieves to steal"

hmm

I hope he gets an erection at an inopportune moment, and it causes him embarassment.

see post 173

James Martin has gonorrhea. Fact!

and he's a cunt.

I don't think people should hassle his manager - she may well effectively work for him and she probably thinks he's a cunt too. James Martin, what a cunt.

James Martin cunt.

James Martin, cunt.

James 'cunt' Martin.

This is James Martins 2 year old Daughter - what a little fuck

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212583/Family-horrified-getting-restaurant-describing-year-old-daughter-little-f--er.html

'Not decided on pudding' - ha ha!

I'd like to see him try that trick, only to find out it was the actual spiderman.

That'll teacher the asshat!

PCC form only takes 2 minutes to complete.
They've been the most productive 2 minutes of the day.

James Martin is a cunt. That's right, the chef with the shit restaurants where you wouldn't let your dog go for dinner.

PCC form only takes 2 minutes to complete.
They've been the most productive 2 minutes of the day.

Which clause of the code did you cite? TBH I didn't spot one that had been transgressed...

Do they enjoy it?.They never smile. Made me smile :o)

I'd like to see him try that trick, only to find out it was the actual spiderman.

That'll teacher the asshat!

Unless this is the actual spiderman.
(NSFW. contains a little willy)
http://media.photobucket.com/image/spiderman/krookedkid11/spiderman.jpg

@Oliver,
there is indeed lots more positive press on cycling than ever before, although in perspective the number of forumungers and others who already read the Grauniad etc, ride bikes, do their recycling, composting, downsize are already won over.
There are easily equal amounts of 3 cars in drive, ignoramus, stupid, bariatric Mail readers keeping the road dynamic out there just the same as it has always been.........

My comment submitted to the Mail, they probably won't print it:

James - I hope the cyclists you endangered read this article, remember what happened and report you to the police for dangerous driving. Frankly I also hope you get some help - why do you feel such hatred towards these people taking part in sport - perhaps your chosen career means you don't get down the gym enough and you eat too many calories?

I live (and cycle) in London and how dare you tell me how to behave and travel in my own city?! If you don't like it then go back to the countryside and whinge about the capital from there. We've got plenty of excellent chefs in London, we don't need you coming here and molesting our cyclists.

This info would be useful, and a link please.

Which clause of the code did you cite? TBH I didn't spot one that had been transgressed...

Great work Lfgss.

Even Cath Wiggins is having a good laugh at that one.

Great work Lfgss.

yep. bang on, everyone email his manager (nice one D.J)
fiona@limelightmanagement.co.UK

This info would be useful, and a link please.

Here you go. This is the code. There's a link on the left to a complaints form.
http://www.pcc.org.uk/cop/practice.html

If he's got the same seafood supplier as Heston he probably will.

I hope he gets the runs.

Thanks - I think you're right, the code doesn't cover it. It says:

The Code of Practice does not deal with matters of taste or offensiveness. The Commission does not want to act as a censor but will – if you wish – forward a copy of your letter to the editor so that they are aware of your views. The Commission will, of course, consider complaints about controversial articles and cartoons that have been framed under the terms of the Code.

So may be worth doing as the Editor may take more seriously a load of complaints via the PPC, but only for that reason.

Here you go. This is the code. There's a link on the left to a complaints form.
http://www.pcc.org.uk/cop/practice.html

His book looks good though.....

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