Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

Was the sunday cyclists he managed to run off the road were something he made up?

^^ That's his speciality - deep-fried saddle, to be served with a jus of lycra

I hope he gets a papercut on the skin between his finger and thumb before pulling out secret ingredients salt and vinegar from his ready steady cook bag.

^^ That's his speciality - deep-fried saddle, to be served with a jus of lycra

It looks fuckin rubbish.

I hope someone collates the I hope posts on this thread for posterity - so we can all remind ourselves about fat cunt faced TV chef James Martin?

Is this thread still going strong?

Oh good!

I hope next time he makes a Steak Tatare he over cooks it.

And I hope that after he's had his carpet cleaned for the umpteenth time he treads shit on it again.

And he stubs his toe on a bike frame that was inexplicably welded to his front door overnight.

And he doesn't discover this thread until after he's spent 10's of 1,000's on therapy.

And I bump into him one day in London

I was stood next to James Martin last week , as I inadvertently walked into one of his book signings.

My initial thoughts was that he looked an incredibility smug twat as he tried to humour the long queue of slightly over weight women, as they waited for him to sign their book.

If only this had happened this week as I would have been more than happy to pass on the forum's regards.....

And I hope he gets the blame for the double posts

I hope all these marvellous curses are collected into the LFGSS book and a copy is sent to him, with a note as to their origin.

And I hope he's not in when the parcel is delivered and has to go to the local sorting office to collect it only to find there;s a long queue and when he finally gets to the front of it it's past 1:30 and so it's closing time so he goes back the next day a little earlier and when he finally gets to the counter they wont let him have the parcel because he's got no ID so he has to go back there a third time.

I hope he forgets to record Top Gear.

I hope his fridge makes a noisy rattle that wakes him at 3.37am every morning.

I hope he misses a program on the telly that he had planned to see for ages

didn't see yours hippy, it's much better

I hope his furry dice fall onto the floor of his Tesla and get just a little bit dirty so that it looks like he's rolled a 13.

I hope he makes an inferior post to mine on lfgss, right after one of my usual awesome ones.

I hope he struggles removing excess ear wax.

I hope his fridge makes a noisy rattle that wakes him at 3.37am every morning.

Making him get up, go downstairs and check what it was, only to discover theres still some cake left...fat cunt

I hope he can guess the lottery numbers like Derrin Brown and then forgets to buy a ticket.

I hope his pocket lint doesn't match his carpet at all and all his house guests point it out to him much to his embarrassment.

I hope he is loved by all Daily Mail readers