Daily Mail in cycling shocker!

Standard oh-fuck-of-will-you-PR-bullshit typed by his assistant... well at least it reads that way...

Sandra, whip up a quick apology for me will you, I'm just off to fap over my own ego.

She says hi, by the way.

She still shitty about the money I owe her?

Did he admit that the events were a figment of his imagination?

Good point.

In his article he either
1) Admitted to committing a crime
2) Made it up and is now admitting to lying

Not on solid journalistic ground is he?

Why?

He should say that he didn't mean to cause an accident that could have resulted into something much worse and apologise to the cyclists in person. A statement that was typed up by a 14 year old on work experience doesn't count in my book.

He also violated The Highway Code Rule 92.

I hope he runs the tap and the water lands on a spoon, directing spray everywhere.

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I hope he runs the tap and the water lands on a spoon, directing spray everywhere.

Genuine Lolz mate!

She still shitty about the money I owe her?

Nah, James Martin came round so she's too busy calling him a cunt

He also violated The Highway Code Rule 92.

Visible license plates?

Where's that photo of the man in a negligee with his cock in the back of a Range Rover when you need it......(+ photoshop)?

He also violated The Highway Code Rule 92.

Never drive after sex with a contestant from Big Brother?

I hope someone goes around to his house and welds an old bike fram to the front door.

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I hope he fails to find that odd little thing in the bottom of a drawer, that he had previously thought had no obvious function that he could recall, but now needs, really desperately, to find.

Repost

http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/blike-cycling-blog/2009/09/james-martins-mobile-microwave.html

It's so funny, James thinks that scaring cyclists is a good thing, maybe as funny as scaring bloated chefs waddling in car parks as they fumble for the keys to their vintage supercars.
Or funnier still kidnapping celeb chefs and have them run for there lives around a velodrome as hundreds of cyclist hunt them down.

Nothing more annoying that a welded fram

:)

No, you're mum says hi.

I wouldn't pay for you.

And your husband should have done the world a favour and pulled out.

I bet he won't be grovelling on the pages of thhe Sunday Mail quite so pathetically.

I just sent his management company an abusive email... Meh, I was bored...

I thought this thread was about that guy from Coldplay. Having now established who James Martin is, he appears to be a an assclown of the highest order.

I hope I find out who Harriet Harman is so I can vote for her next time she needs votes for winning at what ever she does.

In your face Martin!

I hope I find out who Harriet Harman is so I can vote for her next time she needs votes for winning at what ever she does.

In your face Martin!

steady on now

Shouldn't we be glad he's apologising? I suspect he doesn't mean it, but doesn't that mean we've won?

http://www.jamesmartinchef.co.uk/pcc.asp?xpath=&xpathid=〈=eng

Ha ha, a sword is best wielded when it is double edged.

HTFU Mr. Martin