Puerile sexist shite

I do wonder... am I really reading this stuff? Can I possibly unread it?

Im not a fuckin sex object.

I do wonder... am I really reading this stuff? Can I possibly unread it?

Nope, it's burnt into your mind forever.

Like topiary?

More like Bonsai.

Bonza bonzai?

I do wonder... am I really reading this stuff? Can I possibly unread it?

Im sorry VB. I am affected by alcohol.

Women have unrealistic expectations of men... showering, clean underwear... Its fucken Cosmo to blame.

fecking metro men with their "shampoo" and "toothpaste".

Im sorry VB. I am affected by alcohol.

Well some areas just darn well dont need it after shaving my son.

According to Mr Smyth, its all about the alpha-hipster nowadays. I think thats a hipster that isnt as much of a pansy.

I do wonder... am I really reading this stuff? Can I possibly unread it?

Tooo late.. The image of CJ's stubbly genitalia and Balki’s well manicured ginger pubic hair will be imprinted in your mind and pop up when you really, really don’t want it to…

Good luck with that

Crispin, back off. There has been enough directed at me personally. Back off. I mean it. I really, really mean it.

Why, are you going to punch me in the face?

Why, are you going to punch me in the face?

feed you and give you a good seeing to. now calm down

second dibs.

Im very hungry

No.

I think it would a possible error to go for the back/sack/crack/pits for the first time twenty minutes before you meet your future wife Balki.

She'll respect you more if you don't put out on the first date anway.

it might work for the first few dates Dammit but then Balki starts dropping the guard - farting, forgetting his wallet, not brushing his teeth etc etc then the future Mrs Balki has to but up with his ass stubble. BANG and the passion is gone!

You assume that his date is with a woman! Shame on you.

I'm not a fuckin sex object.

This is true.

No I didn't- see my post earlier which Donut! quoted.

You two are jealous because you are stuck in loving, fulfilling relationships. Suckers!

Are you implying that, in order to attain some higher level of percieved stereotypical sexiness, I should remove the pubic hair from my body?

If it is ginger, it might not be a bad idea. For heaven's sake, it can't be nice seeing that stuff in a mirror, can it?

I turned the mirrors around long ago.

Balki has special "black and white effect" glasses that he dons whenever he might catch site of that which lurks beneath his clothes.

Useful for making modern films resemble Casablanca also.

Im not a fuckin sex object.

but not for want of trying eh?

Well some areas just darn well dont need it after shaving my son.

You've been shaving your son?
pervert.

but not for want of trying eh?

does cry-wanking count?

ahh, crymax

Why, are you going to punch me in the face?

Ha! I was just thinking this appears to be the point where GA2G, hopelessly backed into a corner having had his double-standards exposed yet again, starts making threats.

"Your view is nonsense until I decide it's now my view, therefore it's the truth, and I'll patronise/ignore/misinterpret anyone who begs to differ."

"My completely insensitive comment was actually a joke; I thought you'd be man enough to realise that; your insensitive comment is absolutely uncalled for."

"If you continue to undermine my authority I will beat you up (but I'm a lover not a fighter)."

Blahdy blah. If work's quiet, perhaps a new hobby? Or a new job? How about becoming a gravedigger - you've spent enough time on yours.