Can I use my chain lube for sex?

What was that saying you were teaching me Dov? Something about putting your cock in a hornets nest?

negative rep for making a thread that made do a LOL at my desk while my manager was talking to me.

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What was that saying you were teaching me Dov? Something about putting your cock in a hornets nest?

Oh yeah, I remember, "don't put your cock in a hornets nest"

Steer clear of the SJS suggestions

Although that Muc Off Dry would be great after

oh yeah, i remember, "don't put your cock in a hornets nest"

save the bees

Thats the one!

Dude, dont put your cock in a hornets nest.

On my first night in prison I used copper grease.

Good choice

Least it stops your nuts from seizing up.

for the ruff ryders out there

...i just realised that was an SJS recommended. Safe. Where's my snake oil... http://www.claytonbailey.com/ceramics/snakeoil.jpg

I have an ex-navy friend who swears by swarfega and a handful of assorted ball bearings.

negative rep for making a thread that made do a LOL at my desk while my manager was talking to me.

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+1 but wife not boss

I would not recommend a chain whip for sex. Not if you want to come back for more.

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I thought you were above this, cliveo.

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I thought you were above this, cliveo.

Sorry to have disappointed Balki. Really sorry.

Who said anything about disappointment?

You don't say you're having sexy time with a woman.... I know its inevitable you build a relationship with your bike, but please-just imagine what it'll be like if you sleep together and then have an argument and break up...

lithium grease would be great :-)

reminds me of a motivational poster, was about a guy who was asking for advices as he got a underage girl to have sex with him for some N64 games. He didnt have any lube so heated up butter in microwave but burned her poonani. will post if i find it.

This thread sucks, OP is a sexist twat.