Stepper - 'cause even your granny's got a fixie... WAC

I can't believe they're trying to one-up the bicycle. If they get popular, it only be for a few months.

Doomed to fail.

Hope it takes off big-time, the more impressionable fools cock-bouncing around on those means less riding around on brakeless 'fixies' they cannot control.

Horizontal stripes make your bum look big, Tynan.

And do you like that?

Horizontal stripes make your bum look big, Tynan.

That's not my bum.

That's not my bum.

Photoshop?

Seen a few people on these half skateboard half bike knob-trolleys™ pumping away at a couple of miles an hour, they look vaguely ridiculous in action. I can't see them lasting more than a couple of years before someone comes up with another electric shoe or bike/hat thing.

Photoshop?

Surgery.

To reiterate: "Stepper - 'cause even your granny's got a fixie" - what a cunt.

Surgery.

Did you keep the receipt?

Seen a few people on these half skateboard half bike knob-trolleys™ pumping away at a couple of miles an hour, they look vaguely ridiculous in action. I can't see them lasting more than a couple of years before someone comes up with another electric shoe or bike/hat thing.

I have something in the pipeline as we speak.

To reiterate: "Stepper - 'cause even your granny's got a fixie" - what a cunt.

I'm thinking of going to their pop-up store and asking if I can trade in my fixie for a stepper "cause I heard fixies is wac now."

this is a pisstake, right?

I haven't been to the "east end" for several years for any length of time, please tell me that people* like this don't really exist.

*that is a man apparently

i saw one at 14 (customer) with i think h+son rims, phil wood hubs and more expensive stuff on it

There was one out the front of Shop 14 yesterday evening. I was eating chicken satay and meatballs. It was very nice.

You really wouldn't want to ride one for more than 5 minutes would you.

to be honest, I don't think I'd last five minutes

No hills out East..

Teh satay was nice, I mean... the stepper thing is a pile of wank.

They will go the way of wingboards and adult heelys

Back da feck up a sec.

You can get adult heelys?

opens froogle

caption contest:

Look at this fucking hipster

my bad sorry ..... THIS is tynan

nah, that's Lady Gaga.

I actually think these are totally ridiculous. I'm tired just looking at them. I'd say it'll never catch on, but you can't underestimate the appeal of complete tat.

Indeed, look at Segway.

I rest my case.

edit; actually having thought about it, it's somewhat better than a segway since you're getting some kind of exercise, somewhat better.

I am kind of fascinated. I bet it's well good for your thigh muscles. I might do Dunwich and back on one next year.

segways are a COMPLETELY different kettle of fish. They are technologically awesome.

I am kind of fascinated. I bet it's well good for your thigh muscles. I might do Dunwich and back on one next year.

might as well ditch it and go for the proper thing;