Stepper - 'cause even your granny's got a fixie... WAC

http://stepperstore.co.uk/

Christ. What the FUCK is that thing? Fucking hipsters.

It's got gears an everything...

Except this monstrosity... http://stepperstore.co.uk/wordpress/steppers/custom-steppers/danny-magics-fixie/

Seriously...

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that is tynan right ?

That Halo hub's nice.

^"hell on wheels"

A little bird told me:

[*]Emergency services are showing a keen interest in the Steppers. Could be interesting...

Yep, looking to lock you up for being criminally insane.

^ square pie for lunch... can almost see what she had for breakfast.

You really wouldn't want to ride one for more than 5 minutes would you.

Can I get a Reeee . . . .

post!

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"Excuse me gentlemen, can you let me know. Do I look like a cunt?"

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"my bmx skills came in so handy for my new cool bike, dont ask me to ride very far though"

Because we can. That's why. Because ethe roads are there. And we're gonna have FUN!

Its, like, a sorta Howies ad, like, "we love sunlit mornings bacon butties in our camper van man and we hate boredom and sewage", you can haz a steppa to match your outfitz just like fixies, but they're not as common down Brick Lane so they must be cooler. lolz.

I think they're rilly kewl. And probably, like made in wiltshire by pixies.

Oh I just want to add, Henry Holland and Agyness Deyn have them, so they're gonna be MASSIVE.

I've had a go on one, they feel pretty retarded, although I imagine its quite good exercise after a while.....

none of the posts have any comments on that site. i wonder if we are the only people reading it...

plus, dannys fixie stepper has a freewheel...

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Anyone have any tips on how to remove a stuck seatpost?

the next stage in the evolution of the bicycle: The revolutionary stepper is cycles ahead

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, picking up where the traditional bike left off.

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pedals have been eschewed in favour of more stable stepping boards

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and the absence of a seat encourages a better posture whilst riding.

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brainchild of la-based bike design veteran, gary silva, the stepper is no gimmick.

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redesigned from scratch,

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it provides a better low-impact workout than a traditional bike and its iconic looks are more eye-catching to boot.

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if you like your rides with a little more flair, you will want to visit the all new stepper pop-up store. Based in fashionable new cross, london

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FUCK ME! Are they poker chips on that thing.
Poker and cycling are my two favourite pass times. I have often thought if it is possible to combine the two. Now these geniuses have beaten me to it. Hats off to them.

FUCK ME! Are they poker chips on that thing.
Poker and cycling are my two favourite pass times. I have often thought if it is possible to combine the two. Now these geniuses have beaten off to it. Hats off to them.

Fixed

I actually think these are totally ridiculous. I'm tired just looking at them. I'd say it'll never catch on, but you can't underestimate the appeal of complete tat.

that is tynan right ?

I knew that dress was a mistake.

They will go the way of wingboards and adult heelys

Horizontal stripes make your bum look big, Tynan.