School boy error required breakdown assistance in Brentford

...and tommy is right. failing to do something is a failure.

Tommy fails at being a failure, work that shit out mofo.

No edscoble post in this thread? What's going on?

I ride a track bike with no bottle mounts in a T-shirt and shorts/jeans, there is very little room in this ensemble for a pump, tubes/patches, spanners, allen keys etc...
What about when it rains? I don't go out, ask Murtle he'll tell you.

Some people don't deserve bikes..

(That's based on the Aussie ad reference BRM and co.)

Fair one. Would make me look a right bender though, it's already difficult talking to women.

Is that why your missus keeps calling?

A lot of you lot must enjoy chewing on instant coffee because many of you seem to find the bitter taste of failure far too palatable for my liking.

Having to ask for help getting home on a bike ride is an admittance of failure and should only be done in the most extreme of circumstances. Whether in the urban jungle or riding over a 4000m pass in Asia. It's still a failure.

Much like asking for directions when lost a man should always be able to improvise their way out of the situation. Failing to do so is a failure.

There is no such thing as a small failure. You win or you fail and by having to get home by using another form of transport other than your own legs, you fail.

If I were you I would have walked home carrying my bike as penance for what I had done.

This thread would deserves to be in the epic fail thread but it represents such a failure it dose not even deserve the recognition that being posted in there would bring.

I hate +1 but +1.

You're all non-men.

Tommy fails at being a failure, work that shit out mofo.

It's this paradox that means I will exist in some form forever.

Some people don't deserve bikes..

(That's based on the Aussie ad reference BRM and co.)

you got me there.