How to avoid falling during wind gust ?

"When a butterfly flaps its wings in china, an apple falls from a tree in Florida"

"When Rik swings his polo mallet in Shoreditch, a mountain crumbles in Haiwaii"

Rik can make a woman pregnant just by riding past. If it's windy, she has twins.

makes mental note not to ride past Rik

Ten years ago, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime he felt like commiting. Rik promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the London Underground. Today, still wanted by the government, Rik still does what he wants. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, Rik will probably steal your bike because he feels like it.

Haha! Awesome!

Wearing a windmill might help with the gust.

Like this?

Yuh, and one at the other end of the bike! WHOOSH!

Like so!

See, the barber's pole is very 'in'

It's actually a stick of seaside rock, containing complex fruit sugars and carbohydrates which can be licked to provide sustenance on long rides.

What flavours?

baked bean......more wind

I think they come in "original", "mountain lake", "peanut butter cookie dough" and "sizzlin' bacon guava quench"

Bacon and ketchuppppp

I shout 'FUCK YOU!'

That seems to work as I tense up from the strain.

makes mental note not to ride past Rik

You can't ride past Rik. He'll ride past you every time.

sigh Posted this in the wrong thread. Vodka has gotten to me already.
I was meant to post THIS in THIS thread not the "." one.

• In that case I'd better wear protection.
  

sigh Posted this in the wrong thread. Vodka has gotten to me already.
I was meant to post THIS in THIS thread not the "." one.

• In that case I'd better wear protection.
  
  

Er? Did you mean to stick some links into that post?

When Rik does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

Rik can make a woman pregnant just by riding past. If it's windy, she has twins.

He better start paying maintenance.

See how his hand moves too fast for the camera to capture? That was taken at 1/10'000 sec.

This is Rik punching the wind.

Hard The Fuck Up
I ride Tower Bridge with disc wheels twice a day (during school months) and, yes ccan be a bit sketchy, but never as bad to star a thread asking for techniques.

Oh, and why do you need disc wheels for polo, anyway?

HTFU, Rik. ;)

bump for a funny thread
well remembered oliver