Anyone know any good dating agencies?

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Asda are evil. Trust them not.

Yeah. I shop at Tesco now.

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You know what I think of Tesco mate ... I once saw Tesco world domination plan ... it looked like the fourth reich.

Anyway, I'm waiting for the inevitable Waitrose dating site.

M&S or firtum and masons would be better

Anyway, I'm waiting for the inevitable Waitrose dating site.

Waitrose IS a dating site.

Man, I buy healthy, cool products in there just in case some cute girl ends up behind me in the queue for the registers.

"oooh, he's buying garlic... he must be an excellent cook. ooooh, and red wine, very sophisticated and lots of fresh veg... he's obviously very health conscious... I bet he's ripped under that shirt"

inevitably have pot noodle for dinner.

and fucking garlic all over the place.

pissed up on red.

Oh Balki, when can I buy you a beer again?

inevitably have pot noodle for dinner.

You did say, you considered it a good night to have a kebab and a wank after Souths Easts...so..er.. keep aiming for the stars, fella.

Ha!

Waitrose IS a dating site.

Man, I buy healthy, cool products in there just in case some cute girl ends up behind me in the queue for the registers.

"oooh, he's buying garlic... he must be an excellent cook. ooooh, and red wine, very sophisticated and lots of fresh veg... he's obviously very health conscious... I bet he's ripped under that shirt"

I tend to follow one person around the shop, sometimes for up to 45 minutes, picking up a few of the same items she does. I then time my arrival at the queue so I'm just after her and then we have a laugh about our similar food choices. Smooth.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Balki again.

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I did meet a girl in sainsburys metro check out with a big bag of crisps and two bottles of wine. We had a fun weekend and have since avoided that sainsburies.

Smooth? Stalker I'd say

Smooth? Stalker I'd say

That's for store CCTV to decide.

Ha, the camera never lies?

You did say, you considered it a good night to have a kebab and a wank after Souths Easts...so..er.. keep aiming for the stars, fella.

Take it as a compliment.

Oh Balki, when can I buy you a beer again?

That beer will be on me, sir.

You did say, you considered it a good night to have a kebab and a wank after Souths Easts...so..er.. keep aiming for the stars, fella.

On my birthday dude.... Im talking about normal nights.

I tend to follow one person around the shop, sometimes for up to 45 minutes, picking up a few of the same items she does. I then time my arrival at the queue so I'm just after her and then we have a laugh about our similar food choices. Smooth.

I always thought you were girl, sorry for the pms.

Oh you must be single.

Why? Because I have a bottle of red wine and a microwave dinner in my basket?

No because your fucking ugly.

Oh you must be single.

Why? Because I have a bottle of red wine and a microwave dinner in my basket?

No because your fucking ugly.

Made me proper LOL. Rep!

I always thought you were girl, sorry for the pms.

No problem. Was fun to play you along for those 3 months.

Oh you must be single.

Why? Because I have a bottle of red wine and a microwave dinner in my basket?

No because your fucking ugly.

It was fruit cider and I cried for a week.