Anyone know any good dating agencies?

There's an eight of Jewish that I wasn't going to mention, back to the cheese puns.

No offence meant Jaw!!! None at all - i think if we cant laff at ourselves, we're just idiots.

Personally, as explained, we saffas struggle to find dates cause no one likes us. So im printing off copious notes here!!!

yarg-onna get those type of people in the supermarkets at night

Ha! Repped for the Yarg reference. man i want some yarg now...

Wow, you people managed to insult my entire ancestry in 3 posts, well done you!

No offence meant mate, but afrikaanas are a funny bunch in my experience...

i think if we cant laff at ourselves, we're just idiots.

This :)

I know, don't worry.

Wow, you people managed to insult my entire ancestry in 3 posts, well done you!

You'll just have to cheddar it.

that doesn't really work

It's all fyn bo.

It's too easy to picon single, pet loving insomniacs though.

I've worked at a cheesemonger, we had 165+ different types so I'll be able to keep this up for a while.

It's too easy to picon single, pet loving insomniacs though.

I've worked at a cheesemonger, we had 165+ different types so I'll be able to keep this up for a while.

You sound Harzercore.

Surely you could do Feta

Don't get me wrong LFGSS is great tinterwebz fun that don't require a credit card but I need something else.

I'll do you for £20.

Didnt someone suggest a singles thread? Like a wanted ad!

Even the elusive Tynan can't resist the cheese, salva mea

I'll do most things for cheese, I would even consider giving up cheese for a chance of cheese.

Didnt someone suggest a singles thread? Like a wanted ad!

That's a bit Harz

Didnt someone suggest a singles thread? Like a wanted ad!

names and faces meets readers wifes only single

Nearly missed this one. We need a Cheesy Popcorn thread so we know when they're starting.

Still Salut tations to all those who have started things off. Damme well going to contribute from here though. I love pun threads Man che go on and on

^^ and tighter clearence

Ahhhh Manchengo.. fucking i'd stop there. time celebrate with a cheese slice TSK.. you have earnt it

What can I say I'm Stilton good form.

Coolea, there's more where that came from, I will not Rushan though.

I had genuine hope that this thread would lead me to the woman of my dreams, my soulmate and the future mother of my children... and now its about fucken cheese.

Incidentally, my flatmate threw out my Norwegian Brown Cheese last night. The very day I bought the right crisp breads from Ikea to eat it with. There was a tantrum.

It wasnt all lost though... I also brought home 6 packets of frozen hotdogs.

personally i camembert the pun threads

they give me livarot, oh the pain

I had genuine hope that this thread would lead me to the woman of my dreams, my soulmate and the future mother of my children... and now its about fucken cheese.

Incidentally, my flatmate threw out my Norwegian Brown Cheese last night. The very day I bought the right crisp breads from Ikea to eat it with. There was a tantrum.

It wasnt all lost though... I also brought home 6 packets of frozen hotdogs.

Did you dip the hotdogs in the Norwegian for a nice cheesy end?