Sort-of jeans that are cracking you up at the moment

BOOM!
One for the ladies..

Or Oliver Schick.

Cliveo keeps you fresher for longer.

Or Oliver Schick.

No, I don't wear heels. Really.

Cliveo makes you feel alive-o.

Cockles and muscles aliveo aliveo oh.

Oh that's very nice isn't it. I do my very best to entertain you all with tales of my failures as a cyclist and as a man and all I get in return are comparisons with ladies razors and marine molluscs. It's all clams with you people.

Your whelk-om!

Oh that's very nice isn't it.

No, Clive, actually, it's not very nice. We're all out to get you.

Your whelk-om!

He's just fishing for compliments.

He's just fishing for compliments.

He has alot of grammar muscle in my experience.

You poor bloke.Are you thick?.You just don't get the fact that i'm taking the fucking piss out of you.C'mon,wake up!.Be a bit quicker on the "uptake".
Or as you keep putting it,FFS!............................................For fuck sake,wow!

Yes I'm famously thick and very slow on the uptake...

Oh that's very nice isn't it. I do my very best to entertain you all with tales of my failures as a cyclist and as a man and all I get in return are comparisons with ladies razors and marine molluscs. It's all clams with you people.

Clive, you're a lawyer - surely you must be aware that where there's blam there's a clam

Haha, you've got Clive in a pincer movement there.

He'll get crabbie.

Haha, you've got Clive in a pincer movement there.

Oliver; very limp-it was...

;-/ (wink-le)

You wouldn't like to spill that coffee on your keyboard, would you?

Check 'em out, a regular pair of clown trousers.

These are actually pretty good for porn surfing as you are never more than a quick hand gesture away from the Benson & Hedges.

Check 'em out, a regular pair of clown trousers.

I find the term "clown pants" makes a quite a good insult when directed at someone:

e.g. "Well done, clown pants"

my tip:
if you want to buy jeans, buy un-washed/un-distressed denim. not for a style choice or to look fresh or sharp, but because people die making your denim look old. why don't you make it look old? it'll more unique.
just sayin.

Also distressed denim looks fucking stupid.

my tip:
if you want to buy jeans, buy un-washed/un-distressed denim. not for a style choice or to look fresh or sharp, but because people die making your denim look old. why don't you make it look old? it'll more unique.
just sayin.

They also last heaps longer. Distressed denim is exactly that - distressed and it falls apart in no time.

Also distressed denim looks fucking stupid.

Does that look stupid to you?