Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Back in my coding days, I'd wake up in the middle of the night with a solution to a problem I was working on, so would leave myself a voicemail to explain it.

Every single time the voicemail made no sense whatsoever the following morning.

Can confirm there are 24 hours in a day.

Not enough. Id like to stress however that I am not in favour of the death penalty.

I used to do that when I was writing my PhD thesis.
Some things sort of made sense, others were just wild. I've probably got some of the recordings somewhere as I used to use a micro cassette recorder.

There’s a fair amount of evidence indicating that god, contrary to prevailing belief, is not perfect.

It’s also possible that god is tired of existing but is unable to uncreate itself. Perhaps it thinks a transcendent AI could do it.

Reminds me of a Loaded article I read where the writer dropped acid and wrote about it. When the trip was in full force they wrote down all their incredible and insightful thoughts.

The next day the writing was indecipherable.

Flaming globes of Sigmund!

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The thinking man's "Doors of Perception".

apparently this is a thing, that when you sleep your brain repairs so you're able to make connections that you physically would not have been able to the day before. incredible.

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Actual lol (for once)

+1

Genuinely trying to stop laughing.

apparently this is a thing, that when you sleep your brain repairs so you're able to make connections that you physically would not have been able to the day before.

I'm not sure you read andyp's comment properly. The gibberish recording at best shows that he was unable to express what he was thinking, at worst (and more likely, I'd say) that he only dreamed that he had a solution. Anecdotally, I know I've woken up from dreams where I'd solved a big problem, only to realise that not only was the solution not real, neither was the problem.

that when you sleep your brain repairs

"Apparently" is doing a fuck-tonne of heavy lifting, there.

Also, big lolz @dubtap meme.

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This is nearly the plot of a short story I remember reading - dude's awareness survives death, after a while a voice comes along and informs him that doesn't happen to everyone, and that he was chosen. A while later he realises that an infinity of this boredom is going to shit him to tears, and that the voice is probably God, and the only way out of this is to figure out a way to kill God.

The voice says he shows promise; he figured that out in record time.

Heh.

Ah haa

Shut the fuck up God, if you hate the memes so much hit the kill switch yourself and live with the eternal guilt rather than nudging your shitty creations to do it so you can convince yourself you tried your best.

That reminds me of the computer game "the Talos principle". It's pretty good.

Wiki seems to agree. Interesting plot...

Digressing a bit (further), but I was reminded of Virtual Virtual Reality, which I found quite amusing

Maybe god’s plan all along has been for humans to create advanced AI so that god finally has someone worth talking to.

How many goes did it take God to get 5 fingers per hand? AI hasn’t worked that out yet.

Not fake. Norwich.

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