Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Not being able to quickly diagnose intestinal issues is a small price to pay for your entire house not stinking of shit.

Why would it stink of shit? You can still flush you know.
Might need an extra rinse with the toiletbrush but I have that with the non Dutch ones too.
Also:

Brits in Germany and Austria call these a "lay and display".

I also saw wiggly worries as a kid but they were under water.

Got put on meds. Wiggly worries gone.

hidden fa(e)ces thread

Do you flush multiple times during one session? I've found that it only takes a couple of seconds for the aroma to spread. I've clearly been raised in a backwards society that is too prudish for such healthy scatological practices.

why is ENTIRELY LIQUID the only bit in uppercase.

Place a sheet or two on the porcelain on the danger zone before you drop.

I am now in Berlin so got used to the non display ones.
I assess the Bristol Stool Chart by anal sensations.
You have to flush twice anyway, the skid marks only show áfter the first flush.
Also, natural or mechanical ventilation.
Shall we start talking about the French style squatting toilets next?

The answer will be in here somewhere

I believe my gf does that. Actually clever.

beautiful poem.

I'm not going through the trauma of reading that thread again.

because that one is EXTREMELY WORRYING

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Aliens and billionaires:

1- Refusal to engage except on their own capricious terms. Check.
2- Uncanny, near-immobile faces with strangely disproportionate bodies. Check.
3- Advanced tech and experimental vehicles. Check.
4- Apparent ability to travel beyond the reach of their government. Check.
5- Enjoy using people for their weird-o kinks. Check.

The similarities are striking.

fuck me, it's all just alien late stage capitalism

💁

Makes me feel better about shooting them down, tbh

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