Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Is there a Pitta Andre?

What about Cake Moss, Rye Cooder, Mylène Farmhouse etc.

Fail. Cake isn't bread. Tisk! You just can't be crusted can you?

Dough!

Thomas Pain.

Peter Pan.

Bunner - I was going to say that. Now I kneed another one!

Stop loafing around and we'll be able to come up with some more half baked buns.

Per baps you are right.

Fail. Cake isn't bread.

Lardy cake is bread, but shortbread is biscuit. If bakers can't even get things sorted out, how do we have a chance?

That's coz it's a corruption of l'ard et cakke, from the now defunct Southern Flemish meaning spiral wound fluffy biscuit topped with sugar glaze and rasins.

Ask any baker and they'll tell you. Day 2 lesson 1 at Bake School is that.

Since the days we used to have a free education system and some notion of social responsibility?

Orlando Bloomer.

Do I win a prize?

Tiger loaf Woods!

Dawn French stick would be impossible to create

Juliette Brioche?

Maria Calas?

I like a brioche over truffled wafer.

Juliette Brioche?

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bigtwin again.

Shucks. Such Lavash praise.

Oof!

Paratha Conan Doyle.

Have we had Brad Pitta?

Fucking ace!

Have we had Brad Pitta?

Yes, but it's not Spelt like that...