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• #91977
I just can’t believe there’s a chimp called Roger.
Roger the chimp!
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• #91978
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• #91979
yeah, that's a tack hammer, totally the wrong hammer for that type of nail
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• #91980
Dumb kid isn’t wearing boots or his helmet on properly.
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• #91981
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• #91982
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• #91983
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• #91984
That's clearly a roll up
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• #91985
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• #91986
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• #91987
Absolutely fucking love this:
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• #91988
Can’t crack the rectangular pool one. ‘Classic’, I got it now.
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• #91989
Absolutely fucking love this
I don't get it.
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• #91990
What do bombs do?
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• #91991
Ruin a hotel stay in Brighton?
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• #91992
Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up on the floor with the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin.
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• #91993
Gradually deflate over a number of hours?
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• #91994
Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up multiple times a night in increasingly awkward positions that eventually result in you lying crunched half on the floor and half on a near empty mattress, where you remain slipping in and out of consciousness because it’s too physically uncomfortable to be awake, until you finally force your exhausted self to get up and escape the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin
Ftfy
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• #91995
Air mattresses often get small punctures and deflate over night so you wake up multiple times a night in increasingly awkward positions that eventually result in you lying crunched half on the floor and half on a near empty mattress, where you remain slipping in and out of consciousness because it’s too physically uncomfortable to be awake, until you finally force your exhausted self to get up and escape the semi inflated mattress enveloping you like a hot plastic coffin. Your wife, who is 25kgs lighter, has up to that point noticed nothing wrong with the shared large air mattress, only you have sunk down to the merciless wooden floor.
FtFtfy
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• #91996
Hot plastic coffin sounds HOT... 🍆
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• #91997
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• #91998
Good band name.
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• #91999
That was my first thought...
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• #92000
These things were boss!
I never knew this ig account existed. You’ve enriched my life