Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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  • Nice to see he spent a bit of time on his hair and tie for their special day.
    Not.

  • His hair isn’t naturally like that you know. He frazzles it for the public.

    The tie says a lot. He’s either:
    aware and cba (low conscientiousness); aware and did it on purpose for the wedding ceremony (subversive tendencies); aware and did it on purpose for the public pics (maquiavelian); unaware and too nervous to remember to check (low stress tolerance); unaware and didn’t know to check (incompetent); unaware and his team didn’t check for him (bad at choosing talent); unaware and his team were afraid or embarrassed to tell him (incompetent leader).

    Or he’s just a harmless, lovable goofball who’s head over heels in love!

  • Excuse the extreme jpg levels


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  • What about the length of his sleeves? That suit is fucking offensive, one of the basic things a Prime Minister should be able to do is wear our traditional dress competently.

    If I were Carrie (apart from putting a mix of fart powder and laxatives in his tea every morning) I’d be worry he doesn’t take the institution of marriage seriously.

  • That's his favourite shagging suit - wears it for all the laydeez (his arms have shrunk)

  • maquiavelian

    Machiavellian, although I've always thought that calling that kind of behaviour Machiavellian was like calling the creature Frankenstein.

  • Pretty sure our traditional dress is now chino shorts, white trainers and a pastel coloured polo shirt, at least it appears to be after scanning a few local pubs on the way past.

  • Not to mention she’s stolen her look off Carole Baskin


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  • For the full Baskin effect she has to wear at least 9 pieces of different animal print & feed Boris to a tiger. Both of which would mark her right up in my estimation.

  • Strong page Team Meme!

  • I've always thought that calling that kind of behaviour Machiavellian was like calling the creature Frankenstein.

    Ha! Boris doesn't cut it as Machiavelli's ideal prince. He's all over being a great liar and deceiver, but wants too much to be loved.

  • A curious ommission from lots of profiles of Mrs Johnson was that she was effectively sacked (asked to resign) by Tory HQ in 2018 as their Director of Comms for being shit at her job, lazy and fiddled her cab expenses by pretending her staff had booked them.

  • wants too much to be loved

    Machiavelli describes what works. In the 21st century it may be more effective to be loved than to be feared.

  • I don't think there's any strategy to Boris. He is essentially the outcome of the thought experiment: "what if David Brent went to Eton?" Crippled by his indecisiveness, physically incapable of hard work, pathological need to be loved, etc.

  • sounds like me

  • Or he’s just a harmless, lovable goofball who’s head over heels in love!

    Fuck. He's basically a ugly chubby Hugh Grant character.

  • Fits right in then.

  • Thanks, I couldn’t figure out why it looked wrong and my keyboard kept correcting it to ‘maquiavélico’ despite being in English.

    How can I get my iPhone to stop auto-correcting English words into Spanish when my keyboard is in English? How can I get it to stop auto-correction ‘Escocia’ (Scotland) to ‘Escocía’ (stung)?

  • I've always thought that calling that kind of behaviour Machiavellian was like calling the creature Frankenstein.

    Why?

  • Not a meme but pretty on the nose


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Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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