Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Hold on, stop the thread a minute. Lots of questions here before more memes get posted.

How is the cat holding the pencil?

in its mouth obvs, have you ever seen a cat?

It’s not a pencil its a marker pen, specifically a fe-line marker

Hold on, stop the thread a minute , paws for thought.

We are a whisker away from a punfest here

Must be the sequel to this

We are a whisker away from a punfest here

I'm not feline it today

Don’t be a sourpuss

No self respecting cat would fall for a misspelling like that.

These puns are like catnip on this forum, is it because they are purrfect humour?

Anyway, I need to be AFK otherwise I will puma pants

A bit of lynx should cover the stench.

Ignore @ltc , he's lion

whisker away from a punfest

It would serval of you right if we got nothing but cat memes for the next five pages

Must be the sequel to this

That Gary Larson one is much better on many levels!

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I don't understand his stance on this one. If your vessel has a larger diameter, "one knuckle-depth of water" is a lot more water than if you're using a smaller-diameter vessel.

TL;DR get a rice cooker.

Same depth of water above rice as depth of rice, whatever diameter and amount of rice.
You're welcome.

...I believe that is a rice cooker in the picture.

A Malaysian friend taught me that trick many years ago, I had always struggled making rice up until that point... Uncle Roger knows...

The trick to one knuckle rice measuring is that once the water starts to boil, you take the lid off, lower heat to simmering, and once all water has evaporated, you turn off the heat and put the lid back on for 5-10 mins.

At least this is the way my Indonesian great-grand mother taught me how to make rice when I was 6.

Same depth of water above rice as depth of rice, whatever diameter and amount of rice.

Why's he got his finger in it then?

The trick to one knuckle rice measuring is that once the water starts to boil-

Help I boiled my finger.

He is pretty funny though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_KdbASIkB8

The pen in the cats claws is a Sharpie obvs

alternatively, wash rice, fill with cold water to knuckle, put on medium high heat to boil with lid on, as soon as it boils take it off the heat but keep the lid on, wait 15 mins.

1 cup of rice, 350ml water, bring to boil, chuck in rice, lid on set to simmer for 10 mins, off the heat for 10 mins (still lid on) prefect every time. Simmer for 30 mins if whole grain rice #sortofricerecipescrackingyouuprightnow