Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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poolsidegators.jpg is the view from a Cambodian Hotel with remarkably well fed gators and fewer check-outs than check-ins NOTHING TO SEE HERE

In siem riep,I think. I wondered why it was such good value at the time.

With fewer check outs?! You sure?

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One of the best memes this year was on the beer thread

Brave if that’s in ‘murica.

Jpg looks like it came off a floppy disk in 1997

Yeah maybe pxls.

Less right?

Goose Memes are gooooood!

I'm off work sick with a horrible cold and my boss just called me to tell me that someone broke into our office overnight and stole my laptop.

Goose memes and Untitled Goose Game are the only things cheering me up right now.

Cobra chicken got me...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZTqmpee-bQ

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My enjoyment of figs, which was considerable, took an irreparable blow after biting into one when in the company of a friend, who had been suffering the shits for the best part of a week, he leaned over and said “I bet that’s exactly what my arse hole looks like”

I've not been able to eat peaches since, as a child, watching that scene in the labrynth where Sarah eats a maggoty peach.

Thank you for providing me with proof that I have a pathetically childish sense of humour.

Made me scroll back up to fig picture...

You may be surprised to learn that figs contain dead wasps
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_fig:

... pollinated by a symbiosis with a fig wasp (Blastophaga psenes). The fertilized female wasp enters the fig through the scion, which has a tiny hole in the crown (the ostiole). She crawls on the inflorescence inside the fig and pollinates some of the female flowers. She lays her eggs inside some of the flowers and dies.

After weeks of development in their galls, the male wasps emerge before females through holes they produce by chewing the galls. The male wasps then fertilize the females by depositing semen in the hole in the gall. The males later return to the females and enlarge the holes to enable the females to emerge.