Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Takes note to whatsapp Tiles pictures of turds at all oppurtunities.

You say that like it’s be the first time

Ha, as it happens I'd deleted it but I'd sent it to a mate on Whatsapp so just went and retrieved it so you could all delight in its majesty

Slightly disappointed you didn't have to go back to ask for him to send it back.

'Alright mate, remember that picture of the massive poo I sent last month.
Nope, the other one.
Yeah, for some reason I deleted it. Yeah yeah, idiot, I know. Could you send that back, turns out the internet needs it

Cheers pal
xoxoxo'

That turd brought back (repressed) memories of going into a cubicle at a world renowned dance school, to discover a pan with about four of those in it. I didn’t take a photo, mainly because I assumed whatever had done them was not human and may be life threatening.

Useful combo

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my ex-boss used to make legendary bottom offerings in the staff bogs, like a baby's arm holding a baby. he would take photos of them, rename the file "kittens.jpg" and send the pic to everyone's phone.

he's a vegan now who habitually posts equally nauseating pics of him and his kids on the facebook complete with sparkly animated backgrounds and inspiring quotes.

csb.

I'm sure this discussion is causing mixed feelings for some people but surely nobody can deny that the feeling of pride you get when you have had a truly massive dump, whether you choose to share it with friends or not, is one of the best feelings in the world.

There used to be a website Rate My Poo, or so I was informed.

I can confirm, @cake just WhatsApp’d me the link

There did indeed..... I received top marks for one particular child that I dropped off at the pool....

There was a thread on here too, got flushed away though.

We had a "letter pooping" poster in the student house.

Some alphabetic characters are harder to do than others...or so I've been told.
And yes, there used to be a site for that too...

When some mates and I took over a shared house, under the bathroom sink there was a "log book". 18 months of detailed dump logging. The previous tenants came looking for it a few weeks later by which point, unfortunately, it had been consigned to the bonfire.

I used to work with a Polish guy who was a bit of a rascal and didn't mind the odd wind up. I decided to teach him a bit of British etiquette by suggesting the polite way to excuse yourself if you needed to do a dump at a dinner party was to say "Please excuse me. I have to evict my lodger."

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Was this house in Lancaster? In 1993?

Southampton. 94 oddly enough.

Tea-bagging evolution.

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What a way to make a living

2007 wants its coach back.