Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Less chat, more memes... You pricks...

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Danke Nelsnot

https://twitter.com/najeebster/status/1062740118522511360?s=12

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I don't get it.

A week or two ago a missionary tried to visit a remote island which is home to a protected and rarely contacted tribe, in order to spread the good word. It did not end well for him.

It relates to the guy that was shot by the isolated tribe the other week - he was trying to spread the word of our lord and savior allegedly...

Here's a good summary I was just reading: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-11-26/police-struggling-to-remove-body-from-north-sentinel-island/10553704

The Sentinelese are thought to be the last pre-Neolithic tribe in the world and have been hostile to outside visitors, including killing fishermen who washed ashore and shooting arrows at a helicopter during a welfare check after the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami.

The Indian Government prohibits approaching within 3 nautical miles of the island.

Last week a guy from america went to a rarely contacted and very hostile tribe on a remote island. It is generally acknowledged he was going to spread the word of the bible and convert them to Christianity. This kind of person is known as a "missionary". He was shot and killed by bows and arrows upon landing on the beach.

The "missionary" position is generally considered the most popular position for sexual intercourse between and a man and women. The couple lie down, face to face, with the women on the bottom and the man above.

Nah, I'm still not getting it - could someone try explaining again pls?

I always crack up so much more after a good jokesplanation.

😂😂😂

Ah, ok! Thanks everybody for clearing this up!

For a minute I thought it's a meme made by supporters of the The Future is Female movement
and was like "Jesus, that's a bit harsh, isn't it".

*unsubscribes*

No offence, but a simple Google would have answered that one for you. Not exactly rocket science is it?

When a young boy tried to hit him with an arrow on his first day on the island, Mr Chau swam back to the fishing boat he had arranged to wait for him offshore. The arrow, he wrote, hit a Bible he was carrying.

Sure it did

I didn't get it either and it didn't occur to me to google coz i'm not that invested in memes

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(I also didn't get the "border control champions" one which I now understand is referring to the same thing)

#wouldrep

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Amazing!

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