Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Do you love him?

definately feel sorry for him

Also, he's a fucking terrible actor. I mean, the thing you do for a living, and being terrible at it. Heavy burden.

definately feel sorry for him

You love him

Also, he's a fucking terrible actor. I mean, the thing you do for a living, and being terrible at it. Heavy burden.

Yeah, imagine getting paid all that money too. Rubbish.

Jesus. If you're right I think laughing at this is kind of insensitive. I thought it was just Keanu putting on his gormless face.

Taking the piss now seems utterly inappropriate.

More Pope jokes please.

lolz!

but on a more serious note: you guys do know the life story of the poor guy right? sister's got leukemia and she's been in a special treatment in switzerland for a few years now, father's in prison for dealing heroin and his girlfriend who bore his stillborn daughter some years ago was later killed in a car accident.

Where did you hear this from?

EDIT - I read the daughter bit on wiki and his girlfriend but is the rest really true?

ffs this is the place I come for happy forumness.

Ruined my sanctuary.

Poor Keanu.

he should kill himself

I'm gonna hold you responsible for that rik, you know he's reading this, right?

Rik!?

he has a shitty life, look at him, he is suffering, like a horse with broken legs....

Ha! I love you Rik.

Better than Scoble.

Fair point Rik, but a shitty life is better than no life.

Really??

This thread is weird. I remember now why I never look at it. It's too zeitgeisty for me.

haha!

Epic lolz

The stuff about Keanu, while true happened nearly 10 years ago. His father was in jail for drug smuggling, when he was 3 and he has since had no contact with him. All this I have gleemed from Wiki so take it with a pinch of salt.
Either way, what has happend to him is tragic but I doubt they are the reasons for his sadness. Thus meme continues!

ffs this is the place I come for happy forumness.

Ruined my sanctuary.

Poor Keanu.

You love him

He's got nothing on Kelsey Grammer:

From wiki, natch:
Grammer's family life has been plagued by tragedies. In 1968, when Grammer was thirteen years old, his father, whom he had seen only twice since his parents' divorce, was shot and killed on the front lawn of his home in the U.S. Virgin Islands. In 1975, his younger sister, Karen, was raped and murdered after being abducted outside a Red Lobster restaurant in Colorado Springs, Colorado, where her boyfriend worked. In 1980, his fraternal twin half-brothers were killed in a scuba diving accident.

For those of you who liked Boxxy: WARNING NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW.

Kelsey memes comin right up....

rubs hands

he has a shitty life, look at him, he is suffering, like a horse with broken legs....

haah!

Keanu was feral until the age of 13 when a kindly old couple found him eating out of bins with a pack of wild dogs on the edge of a nature reserve. They took him in and cared for him as if he was their own.
The reason he is sad in all these pictures is because he still feels like part of the pack and he yearns to run wild in the forests again. Thats why he eats outside, it reminds him of his feral days.