Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I've only just noticed the suck back black tail/snot thing......I'd have screamed like a baby too

I thought it was a spider leg but 100% not.

I've tried searching for the video based on the dialogue but without success. Any better Googlers out there?

Meh. Turn the boiler up to maximum and turn the hot tap on.

Just boil it to death.

Boil what to death. They might be everywhere. Probably your nostrils as you sleep

They're already in his brain, telling him to type that to divert attention.

It’s like that video of the cam girl showing her arse to the camera and then some sort of parasite pops out and goes back in.

It must have thought it had found a portal to another dimension or something.

Sort-of cam-girl videos that are cracking you up >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

You can't NOT post a link! I vaguely remember this, reminder time!

Sort-of-parasites that are up your crack at the moment >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Took one for the team with my google search keyword history.

NSFW/NSFL: https://imgur.com/Mj7hPf2

It's hair being pulled back up the tap by water pressure

^ not that, that's against god's will

Sledgehammer. Rubble bags. Can of Lynx. Matches.

New bathroom. Job done.

I don't remember seeing that, was not mentally prepared... 😬

That one needs a stronger warning, fuck me

Oh my, things you didn't think you'd see on a Friday night. Now my partner wants to know why I'm laughing.

If that doesn't cheer up a grumpy woman, nothing will.

I’m never eating ass again.

Is that not normal?

Doesn’t everyone have those?

No, me neither

Something something vagetarian

"Earthworm Jim"

Sledgehammer. Rubble bags. Can of Lynx. Matches.

Not sure the poor woman would appreciate that.

With regards to the bum one... does it fall out or go back up there? I've watched it a few times and still can't work it out.

Not sure I can go to bed till I know if it's okay.

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Slightly hung over. Not clicking that link until later, can't even handle an anal parasite atm.