Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Lulz.

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230mg though. Take half a Trump, see how bigly you get on

Worst trip ever, Shirley?

I wish that was my tiny hand.

I've been carrying my bike the wrong way my whole life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NI8OQXnkWIQ

It's ok it's a Friday.

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Haven't heard that name in a long time. Good to have swedemason back:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4EcRPlaXoQ

spotted on facbok

Haha. We've all had those "I should probably photograph this" turds.

bloke i used to work with would do massive ones in the office toilet, take a picture, rename it kittens.jpg and send it to us all.

he's divorced with two kids now.

csb.

I just go ahead and photograph them. Normally when they're lacking consistency.

And send them to my friends in the states so they get them when they wake up :)

You need to put a hedgehog in there to eat the slug.

Beer (trap)?

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I recently boiled my kettle to make a cuppa and the water came out sort of frothy. I looked inside the kettle and inside was a boiled slug. Fuck knows how long it had been in there. I still haven't told the g/f.

Fucking hell. Wow.

My grandad had a similar experience with a toaster and some mice. He went to make toast one day and heard squealing. Thought it was odd.
Weeks later, while cleaning out the toaster, out fell two tiny charred mouse corpses.

stahp.

pls.

tho i can top you all with my 250lb ginger scottish breakfast chef, an entire smoked salmon and an awkward few moments on an early winters morning in november story

Oh please expand upon it...

Along the lines of "Cameron and the pigs head"?

Catering is the last resort the depraved.

Top bantz tho.

A cousin of mine used to have her own method of eating a twix that started by carefully taking the top layer of chocolate off, then munching the remaining chocolate until only biscuit and caramel left. She once started with the chocolate and found an earwig embedded in the caramel.
I imagine most people would've just eaten the earwig!

Yer man scotch eggs deep in a side of salmon. In a walk in fridge.