Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

We could rename the area outside Hastings "Champagne", what's France going to do about it, invade?

Kegeree

I thought Kedgeree was created in India originally. For the Brits, granted.

Fuck them and their names, let's just call it a bottle of Sussex!

Not forgetting:

Pot Noodles
HulaHoops
Wagon Wheels
Turkey Dinosaurs

As if the NHS wasn't under enough pressure already...

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Ha! I like the 'Stop getting your dicks out' one

Nice excessive whitespace there

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Runny Dumpling

Hp sauce. Chips. All the flavours of crisps you could imagine. Marmite. Hp sauce. We're the best at food.

and bovril.

Not for the Brits, even. We just added boiled egg and stuff.

So which EU legislation ever stopped us making those things? None. There's just a limit on what we can call it. Is that going to go away now? Great. Now the French and Germans get to sell Cheddar. What a win.

There's just a limit on what we can call it. Is that going to go away now?

Probably not. The EU is desperate to extend GI protection globally (because the EU is fundamentally a protectionist racket designed to keep European farmers safe from international competition), and is likely to insist on the inclusion of GI protection in any future trade agreement with the UK.

because the EU is fundamentally a protectionist racket designed to keep European farmers safe from international competition

That's just one (albeit massively expensive) thing that the EU does. It does a lot of other stuff that's kinda useful.

HP sauce is made in Holland.

European Parliament sauce. Fucking forrins, stealing our condiments. This is why we need Brexit.

Fucking bengals.

I'm not listening to your clap trap, it's got Big Ben on the bloody bottle!

Beadle's Bengal Bagel Co.