Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

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bored lifeguard looks bored while on duty at olympic pool

see epic fail thread for better responses

well they would be, only people allowed in the pool are the bestest swimmers in the world. Next you'll be posting a caution slippery floor sign at the ice skating.

Story of your forum career, eh Julian? :)

donald trump is a fascist cunt and nothing he has said, nor will say will be remotely funny.

sad keanu got a decent mileage on the forum and that wasn't even funny or ironic or ... or
sad life saver is tons better

we can't all be memeing god TS you know !

i got 6 reps for a post once i'll have you know

#imissrep

/nerg

Ah, sad Keanu. What larks.

Is that when you said you were flouncing?

The fascist cunt thing can be taken as read, but telling a TV host and live audience how he wants to fuck his daughter, while sitting next to the self-same daughter - that's bloody funny. Lacking in intent, car-crash funny, but funny nonetheless.

suit yerself - you and i clearly grew up on different sides of loltown.

when did you last laugh, greenie?

hey! i'm a fucking delight, gingersnaps.

agreed , is this notr froma a parody account to highlight his cuntishness?

That bored lifeguard thing was all over Reddit as "Most pointless job ever" etc.

Just because they're olympic swimmers doesn't mean they are immune to getting in trouble in the water. Do the other swimmers know CPR? Unpredictable stuff happens all the time. Seems completely reasonable to have lifeguards present.

is it a parody account? if it is, then i'm sorry.

edit: nope, it's the real deal. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

/burns computer

if it isn't a paraody then I appologise

#neverexplainneverapologise

Quite a lot of the coaches standing around the pool are ex pro swimmers and fully qualified life guards. The life guard qualifications allow them to use pools in private for training without the need for additional safety staff.

staggered the cunt's got this far tbf

I used to be a lifeguard.

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